Morrissey appears in the new Harry Potter book, maybe he'll sue her too!

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He shows up as Professor Smith, teacher of the floral magic arts. I think J.K. is a racist and potraying Morrissey as one is just too rucking funny.

Taken from page 351
" Harry inquired about his crumpled pages of notes on the floor. Professor Smith turned around and smiled. It was then Harry realized that he looked much older than his actual age, emphasized by the receding hairline and salt and pepper pompodour.

"There are no blacks in Hogswart because they are worse than Muggles my dear Harry!"

Then Professor Snape cackled while drinking absinthe with a dasjh of lemon drops."
 

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