Never Had No One Ever (true story)

[Totally Anonymous]

I had a really bad dream.

It lasted 20 years, 7 months and 27 days.

That I lived alone and I never, ever... oh... had no one ever.

But seriously, I really am 20 years, 7 months and 27 days old today. On the day Morrissey's signing is announced, oddly enough. And I haven't had no one ever (in that I am still a virgin - that I have had my chances is, I suppose at this reckoning, largely academic). I often listened to the song and thought, I wonder if I will still be a virgin at that age! Well it looks like I made it, lol. I just thought I'd honour the occasion somewhere, and here seems an appropriate place even under the shroud of anonymity..

 

[W.]

I remember that day.

> I had a really bad dream.

> It lasted 20 years, 7 months and 27 days.

> That I lived alone and I never, ever... oh... had no one ever.

> But seriously, I really am 20 years, 7 months and 27 days old today. On
> the day Morrissey's signing is announced, oddly enough. And I haven't had
> no one ever (in that I am still a virgin - that I have had my chances is,
> I suppose at this reckoning, largely academic). I often listened to the
> song and thought, I wonder if I will still be a virgin at that age! Well
> it looks like I made it, lol. I just thought I'd honour the occasion
> somewhere, and here seems an appropriate place even under the shroud of
> anonymity..