How many of you are circumcised?

[Pull Your Penis Off and Crazy Glue It To Your Fore]

And for those of you who aren't, how do you feel about your foreskin?

Thanks.

 

[this is the funniest thing ive ever read!]

BRAVO!

 

[nonesoever]

You either have an acute fixation with penises or ...

considering having your son circumcised.

I personally believe it's more hygienic and it is said to prevent
AIDS, or reduces the possibility of being infected.
I don't want to get into the scientific details.

I believe one should decide at an older age, if he wants to be
circumcised and should not face the choice his parents made for him.
It's like what Johnny Marr said about vegetarianism.
The child should be raised as a vegetarian and then decide for himself.

 

[david]

Re: You either have an acute fixation with penises or ...

> considering having your son circumcised.

> I personally believe it's more hygienic and it is said to prevent
> AIDS, or reduces the possibility of being infected.
> I don't want to get into the scientific details.

> I believe one should decide at an older age, if he wants to be
> circumcised and should not face the choice his parents made for him.
> It's like what Johnny Marr said about vegetarianism.
> The child should be raised as a vegetarian and then decide for himself.

I am not,but maybe one day I will.What do they do with the foreskins after they've used em? I'd like to keep mine on a jar on the mantelpiece.

 

[pppppick up a pillow]

Yes, I have an acute fixation with penises.

dont you DARE get yourself snipped.

 

[david]

Re: Yes, I have an acute fixation with penises.

> dont you DARE get yourself snipped.

I won't if you don't...

 

[Hallahook]

> And for those of you who aren't, how do you feel about your foreskin?

> Thanks.

They say there are two kinds of men in the world regarding the penis:
A)Anteaters
B)Helmets

I am a "Helmet". Next question?

 

[nonesoever]

Re: Maybe it's because you don't have one.

We all want the things we can't have.

 

[Drew Scary]

Ever hear the song 'Detachable Penis' by King Missile?

Detatchable Penis, by King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.

I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,

or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.

But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,

and the next morning I can't for the life of me

remember what I did with it.

First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.

So I called up the place where the party was,

they hadn't seen it either.

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet

'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes

But not this time.

So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party,

but they were no help either.

I was starting to get desperate.

I really don't like being without my penis for too long.

It makes me feel like less of a man,

and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house,

and calling everyone I could think of,

I was starting to get very depressed,

so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.

Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,

where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,

I saw my penis lying on a blanket

next to a broken toaster oven.

Some guy was selling it.

I had to buy it off him.

He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.

I took it home, washed it off,

and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,

but I don't know.

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,

I like having a detachable penis.

 

[Ruffian]

> And for those of you who aren't, how do you feel about your foreskin?

> Thanks.

Wanna see a picture? That's the best proof of yes or no..!
Ruffian

 

[Survey says.....]

I wonder who has the biggest penis on this board?

> They say there are two kinds of men in the world regarding the penis:
> A)Anteaters
> B)Helmets

> I am a "Helmet". Next question?
im guessing loafing oaf

 

[Survey says.....]

Survey....does size matter?

> They say there are two kinds of men in the world regarding the penis:
> A)Anteaters
> B)Helmets

> I am a "Helmet". Next question?
I say yes

 

[Girl Drowning]

Guess what my answer is?

GDx

> Wanna see a picture? That's the best proof of yes or no..!
> Ruffian

 

[Ruffian]

> Guess what my answer is?

> GDx

Hmmm.. maybe a practical is required rather than a snap in your case GD!!

Have a Mozette hug!
Ruffian