How Morrissey will celebrate the 20th anniversary of The Smiths

[Greasetea 2003]

'Ol Leatherface will begin the festivities by having a Manhattan on the rocks, extra sweet vermouth...then he will call up everyone he knows and cry "that damn Johnny leaving him, f*** the Healers, f*** Electronic" to anyone who will care to listen.

Morrissey will then walk to Tower Records and buy a Santana album to be hip before commenting to customers who recognize him, "Please help the depraved."

After his busy jaunt, Motomozzy will ring up Boz Boorer. Morrissey will ask Boz, want to know how it feels to be in The Smiths? Before Boz can answer, Moz wil be f***ing him in the ass so hard, wine and cum will be shooting out of his nose and mouth.

Morrissey will then cry some more...and apologize to Boz (who is laying on the carpet sopping up the blood).

'ol Leatherface will then pull out The Smiths vinyl and masturbate all over the record before selling it on E-bay. Happy twentieth indeed.

 

[Andy I.]

Re: How will Mike Joyce celebrate the 20th anniversary of The Smiths

I wish I lived in a house like Mike's. It has a lovely front porch and it has electricity.

 

[Reality Check]

Re: How will Mike Joyce celebrate the 20th anniversary of The Smiths

marry cletis the slack-jawed yokel from the simpsons. make the dream real.

 

[J. Marr]

PLEASE MIKE, Celebrate the anniversary by not taking my money

> marry cletis the slack-jawed yokel from the simpsons. make the dream real.
Pretty please with sugar on top. How can you take away 1 mil from this face?

 

[Bluenose]

Pant pant!

> Pretty please with sugar on top. How can you take away 1 mil from this
> face?

Cor! He looks f***ing gorgeous there. A bit like that other tasty chap, Tim Burgess. Oh, I'm off to sit on the washing machine...

 

[Patrick McCann]

Re: Pant pant!

> Cor! He looks f***ing gorgeous there. A bit like that other tasty chap,
> Tim Burgess. Oh, I'm off to sit on the washing machine...

Don't forget to switch it on.

 

[Lets Go Devils and Celtic]

Re: Pant pant!

> Cor! He looks f***ing gorgeous there. A bit like that other tasty chap,
> Tim Burgess. Oh, I'm off to sit on the washing machine...
Which Brand do you recommend? I have a whirlpool but I also have access to either a Kenmore or Maytag.

 

[Bluenose]

Re: Pant pant!

> Which Brand do you recommend? I have a whirlpool but I also have access to
> either a Kenmore or Maytag.

As long as they give good vibrations, (and I'm not talking The Beach Boys here) then I don't mind

 

[Patrick McCann]

Re: Pant pant!

> Which Brand do you recommend? I have a whirlpool but I also have access to
> either a Kenmore or Maytag.

A Zanussi Whirlpool. Though they tend to bruise my knees.