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Greasetea 2003
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'Ol Leatherface will begin the festivities by having a Manhattan on the rocks, extra sweet vermouth...then he will call up everyone he knows and cry "that damn Johnny leaving him, f*** the Healers, f*** Electronic" to anyone who will care to listen.
Morrissey will then walk to Tower Records and buy a Santana album to be hip before commenting to customers who recognize him, "Please help the depraved."
After his busy jaunt, Motomozzy will ring up Boz Boorer. Morrissey will ask Boz, want to know how it feels to be in The Smiths? Before Boz can answer, Moz wil be f***ing him in the ass so hard, wine and cum will be shooting out of his nose and mouth.
Morrissey will then cry some more...and apologize to Boz (who is laying on the carpet sopping up the blood).
'ol Leatherface will then pull out The Smiths vinyl and masturbate all over the record before selling it on E-bay. Happy twentieth indeed.
Morrissey will then walk to Tower Records and buy a Santana album to be hip before commenting to customers who recognize him, "Please help the depraved."
After his busy jaunt, Motomozzy will ring up Boz Boorer. Morrissey will ask Boz, want to know how it feels to be in The Smiths? Before Boz can answer, Moz wil be f***ing him in the ass so hard, wine and cum will be shooting out of his nose and mouth.
Morrissey will then cry some more...and apologize to Boz (who is laying on the carpet sopping up the blood).
'ol Leatherface will then pull out The Smiths vinyl and masturbate all over the record before selling it on E-bay. Happy twentieth indeed.