MOrrISSeyS HOuse, What DO YOU THINk???????

[i LOv MoZ]

Hello Im A hUGE MOZ FAn (10 YEARS ) and I was WONDEr WHAt YOU think I should Do . MorrISSEy liVES IN LA and SO DO i , iVebeen to His hoUSE once. Do YOu tHINK he WOULD miND if I rang his Door BEll AND ASKed to SpeaK WITh hIM 4 A minute. OR do YOU thinkthat ITs TO stakERISh. WHAT DO YOU think??/

[Cili Barnes]

> Hello Im A hUGE MOZ FAn (10 YEARS ) and I was WONDEr WHAt YOU
> think I should Do . MorrISSEy liVES IN LA and SO DO i , iVebeen
> to His hoUSE once. Do YOu tHINK he WOULD miND if I rang his Door
> BEll AND ASKed to SpeaK WITh hIM 4 A minute. OR do YOU thinkthat
> ITs TO stakERISh. WHAT DO YOU think??/

I believe you're very ill and you should stay away.

[Our Frank]

> Hello Im A hUGE MOZ FAn (10 YEARS ) and I was WONDEr WHAt YOU
> think I should Do . MorrISSEy liVES IN LA and SO DO i , iVebeen
> to His hoUSE once. Do YOu tHINK he WOULD miND if I rang his Door
> BEll AND ASKed to SpeaK WITh hIM 4 A minute. OR do YOU thinkthat
> ITs TO stakERISh. WHAT DO YOU think??/

Umm no don't do that

[shelley]

> Hello Im A hUGE MOZ FAn (10 YEARS ) and I was WONDEr WHAt YOU
> think I should Do . MorrISSEy liVES IN LA and SO DO i , iVebeen
> to His hoUSE once. Do YOu tHINK he WOULD miND if I rang his Door
> BEll AND ASKed to SpeaK WITh hIM 4 A minute. OR do YOU thinkthat
> ITs TO stakERISh. WHAT DO YOU think??/

Yes, it's very stalker-ish, and I doubt that Morrissey would appreciate it very much. How do you know it's his house, anyway? Have you seen him mowing the front yard or mending his fence?

[weirdo]

> Yes, it's very stalker-ish, and I doubt that Morrissey would
> appreciate it very much.

yeah, but everybody secretly knows that EVERYONE secretly DREAMS OF DOING IT. We all want to invade Mozzer's life. You're a lunatic celebrity-worshipping weirdo. Admit it.

[typical suicidal Smiths fan]

> Hello Im A hUGE MOZ FAn (10 YEARS ) and I was WONDEr WHAt YOU
> think I should Do . MorrISSEy liVES IN LA and SO DO i , iVebeen
> to His hoUSE once. Do YOu tHINK he WOULD miND if I rang his Door
> BEll AND ASKed to SpeaK WITh hIM 4 A minute. OR do YOU thinkthat
> ITs TO stakERISh. WHAT DO YOU think??/

Morrissey will hate you if you ring his doorbell and make him get out of the pool and put on a robe and answer the door only to find it's just a crazed fan wanting an autograph. You don't want him to hate you, do you? He probably has gates and a PA system to keep characters like you out, anyway.

[martin]

> Hello Im A hUGE MOZ FAn (10 YEARS ) and I was WONDEr WHAt YOU
> think I should Do . MorrISSEy liVES IN LA and SO DO i , iVebeen
> to His hoUSE once. Do YOu tHINK he WOULD miND if I rang his Door
> BEll AND ASKed to SpeaK WITh hIM 4 A minute. OR do YOU thinkthat
> ITs TO stakERISh. WHAT DO YOU think??/

I must say that I've just read the funniest post ever...=)

[Roberta]

> Hello Im A hUGE MOZ FAn (10 YEARS ) and I was WONDEr WHAt YOU
> think I should Do . MorrISSEy liVES IN LA and SO DO i , iVebeen
> to His hoUSE once. Do YOu tHINK he WOULD miND if I rang his Door
> BEll AND ASKed to SpeaK WITh hIM 4 A minute. OR do YOU thinkthat
> ITs TO stakERISh. WHAT DO YOU think??/

YES!!! DO IT!!!!!! And when he comes to the door, don't say a thing. Just give him a good kick in the nutz for me. Make him squeal like he did in those early days of the Smiths. Then steal that cat that he loves so much from the Alma Matters video; steal that and then hold it for ransom via www.morrissey-solo.com

The fans are gonna have Moz by the balls!!

[---M---]

Just go ahead and do it. It doesn't matter, and no one's life will be changed (except yours). I'll gladly put on a robe, but to be honest I probably won't be there.

[Girl Racer]

Hey,
So what does his house look like? Is it really nice?

[Wild ea Wake]

> YES!!! DO IT!!!!!! And when he comes to the door, don't say a
> thing. Just give him a good kick Make him
> squeal like he did in those early days of the Smiths. Then steal
> that cat that he loves so much from the Alma Matters video;
> steal that and then hold it for ransom via
> www.morrissey-solo.com

Quite the nasty person, aren't you! In the fractured words of an old say, "May the same happen to you."

[Kali]

> Hello Im A hUGE MOZ FAn (10 YEARS ) and I was WONDEr WHAt YOU
> think I should Do . MorrISSEy liVES IN LA and SO DO i , iVebeen
> to His hoUSE once. Do YOu tHINK he WOULD miND if I rang his Door
> BEll AND ASKed to SpeaK WITh hIM 4 A minute. OR do YOU thinkthat
> ITs TO stakERISh. WHAT DO YOU think??/
Uhhh..NO...please don't do it. You'll be just like that deranged chick who broke into Brad Pitt's house and made him some sort of voodoo doll. Then the Sally Jessy Raphael people will call you and ask you to be on their show- the subject of that day being "Celebrity Stalkers..What Should We Do With Them?"

[RoBerTA tha PsYcHO]

> Quite the nasty person, aren't you! In the fractured words of an
> old say, "May the same happen to you."

gee. was just joking.

[my gorgeous boyfriend]

Is that really his cat in the Alma Matters video? I didn't think he kept cats anymore.

[n2MORRISSEY]

> Hello Im A hUGE MOZ FAn (10 YEARS ) and I was WONDEr WHAt YOU
> think I should Do . MorrISSEy liVES IN LA and SO DO i , iVebeen
> to His hoUSE once. Do YOu tHINK he WOULD miND if I rang his Door
> BEll AND ASKed to SpeaK WITh hIM 4 A minute. OR do YOU thinkthat
> ITs TO stakERISh. WHAT DO YOU think??/

Look...I have been n2/loved Morrissey (15 Years) since his early burglary days w/ THE SMITHS...and it seems to me that you are probably one of those fools who jumped on stage and caused a riot so THE SMITHS couldn't finish their encore at Irvine Meadows or perhaps you're just like one of those fools that made Morrissey finish way to early at the ucla/Bren Events center...in either case...just leave him alone...we all want to meet him...talk to him...just be near him...but the fact of the matter is he probably would just like to be left alone...ya know?? Don't be some weirdo that causes him to go into seclusion for the rest of his life for fear that there's always someone lurking about!!!
P.S.- If there is anyone out there who did ruin those particular gigs I spoke of "poo-poo 2 u!!" Why must you all ruin it for the rest of us...Thankfully I have been able to enjoy Morrissey and The Smiths finish their set more times than I could mention but it really is a drag when the concert is cancelled or ruined because everyone wants to be on stage...trust me when I saw The Smiths at Irvine I was in the very front of the pit and Morrissey actually held my hand for a second...his hand was soooooooo soft and creamy....just like butta...but I digress...I still didn't and won't jump on stage and cause a riot or anything rude like that... Unfortunately, those who do are usually not "real" fans anyway... let's not have any of that nonsense this time around...Goodnight and thank you....

[Dame Nellie Melba]

You don't even LIKE Morrissey. So why do you come here?

[jammy]

> Hey,
> So what does his house look like? Is it really nice?

Well it has a swimming pool and expensive cars in the driveway. Ask Derrick Greene. He lives on Morrissey's front lawn.

[Kali]

> Look...I have been n2/loved Morrissey (15 Years) since his early
> burglary days w/ THE SMITHS...and it seems to me that you are
> probably one of those fools who jumped on stage and caused a
> riot so THE SMITHS couldn't finish their encore at Irvine
> Meadows or perhaps you're just like one of those fools that made
> Morrissey finish way to early at the ucla/Bren Events
> center...in either case...just leave him alone...we all want to
> meet him...talk to him...just be near him...but the fact of the
> matter is he probably would just like to be left alone...ya
> know?? Don't be some weirdo that causes him to go into seclusion
> for the rest of his life for fear that there's always someone
> lurking about!!!
> P.S.- If there is anyone out there who did ruin those particular
> gigs I spoke of "poo-poo 2 u!!" Why must you all ruin
> it for the rest of us...Thankfully I have been able to enjoy
> Morrissey and The Smiths finish their set more times than I
> could mention but it really is a drag when the concert is
> cancelled or ruined because everyone wants to be on
> stage...trust me when I saw The Smiths at Irvine I was in the
> very front of the pit and Morrissey actually held my hand for a
> second...his hand was soooooooo soft and creamy....just like
> butta...but I digress...I still didn't and won't jump on stage
> and cause a riot or anything rude like that... Unfortunately,
> those who do are usually not "real" fans anyway...
> let's not have any of that nonsense this time around...Goodnight
> and thank you....
All I can respond with is, Amen!!! Thank goodness there are rational folk out there like you!

[n2MORRISSEY]

> All I can respond with is, Amen!!! Thank goodness there are
> rational folk out there like you!

nice to know someone out there agrees with me....by the way i meant the ucla pauley pavilion not the bren events ctr....