Heather - how many suitcases is Andy taking to Japan?

[Andy I (the real one Andrea Ison)]

Heather - you said that Andy Rourke only takes hand luggage but I saw him this morning with one of those big trolley cases you get from Argos. So don't lie to me Heather because I know Andy is taking with him to Japan -

- 1 pair of underpants
- 2 pairs socks
- 478 rocks of crack
- 1 kingsize Twix

... he has lots of spare space in his suitcase but that's for all the used schoolgirl knickers he'll be buying from vending machines while over there (it's £15 for a pack of 3 and he's taken out a loan especially).

People on this site hate Andy Rourke and I bet they haven't even seen his films. He's great in Year Of The Dragon, even better in Angel Heart.

Heather - is it true that Andy shits diagonally and belches in Swahili?

N-U-R-S-E!!!!

 

[Northener.]

By looking in my amazing 'see the future tea leaves' I predict this forum doesn't have long left.

So, well done.

 

[Andy I.]

Re: STOP THIS NOW!!!!!

 

[Andy I.]

Re: This ain't me!!!!!

 

[Andy I.]

Re:Andy Rourke WAS in Australia.

 

[Heather S]

> Heather - you said that Andy Rourke only takes hand luggage but I saw him
> this morning with one of those big trolley cases you get from Argos. So
> don't lie to me Heather because I know Andy is taking with him to Japan -

> - 1 pair of underpants
> - 2 pairs socks
> - 478 rocks of crack
> - 1 kingsize Twix

> ... he has lots of spare space in his suitcase but that's for all the used
> schoolgirl knickers he'll be buying from vending machines while over there
> (it's £15 for a pack of 3 and he's taken out a loan especially).

> People on this site hate Andy Rourke and I bet they haven't even seen his
> films. He's great in Year Of The Dragon, even better in Angel Heart.

> Heather - is it true that Andy shits diagonally and belches in Swahili?

> N-U-R-S-E!!!!

you're not doing yourself any favours mate!

 

[More Please]

Re: By looking in my amazing 'see the future tea leaves' I predict this forum doesn't have long left

> So, well done.

Feck off, you dry twunt

The Andy I imposter is the only reason to come to this site at present. Well done that (wo)man.

 

[One of the Andy I's]

Re: By looking in my amazing 'see the future tea leaves' I predict this forum doesn't have long left

> The Andy I imposter is the only reason to come to this site at present.
> Well done that (wo)man.

There's at least 3 of us now I think...

 

[Andy I.]

> Heather - you said that Andy Rourke only takes hand luggage but I saw him
> this morning with one of those big trolley cases you get from Argos. So
> don't lie to me Heather because I know Andy is taking with him to Japan -

> - 1 pair of underpants
> - 2 pairs socks
> - 478 rocks of crack
> - 1 kingsize Twix

> ... he has lots of spare space in his suitcase but that's for all the used
> schoolgirl knickers he'll be buying from vending machines while over there
> (it's £15 for a pack of 3 and he's taken out a loan especially).

> People on this site hate Andy Rourke and I bet they haven't even seen his
> films. He's great in Year Of The Dragon, even better in Angel Heart.

> Heather - is it true that Andy shits diagonally and belches in Swahili?

> N-U-R-S-E!!!!

I knew it was you that saw me! And for the record, the suitcase wasn't that big.In fact I only had the underware I was wearing, you see...I wear them one week on the inside, turn them inside out and wear them for another week.If you crazy fans want to know what i really pack, read my list.

1. Electric tooth brush(If you turn it back wards it vibrates)

2. one catholic school girl skirt and a tube of red lipstick(every night I do a little dance in front of my mirror, using these two items)

3. one pound of bacon(something about pork fat and item number one on the list)

4. one pair of socks(so I have something to jam down my pants when i go out in public)

5. A picture of the smiths(with Johnny cut out) That f***er told me to shut my penis f***ed mouth and play the bass lines he wrote for me!

 

[Andy I.]

Re: STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME NOW!!!!!