guaranteed you're an ass clown!!!! showing everyone,just how big of a shit stain you can be. I dont do guys,which you still,by now,have not understood. I do do your mom however,which i thought was kinda stupid. for one,she kept spitting when she was supposed to swallow(not good,Mr.Improper only likes women who swallow),second,she had this funky odor coming from her pits,#3 she didnt shave those pits,so it was like having sex with a hewbacca I guess???,#4 she would not shut the f*** up. Even when i threatened to bash her f***in head in with a steel chair,she just would not shut the f*** up!!! major turnoff.