MORRISSEYS VALENTINES DAY-- who will keep him in mind?

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send him a valentine.
send yourself a valentine.
write'morrissey' on the waistband of all your down-belows.

am i the only one who spends their valentines day huddled beneath the letterbox wearing lucky pants?

*sigh*

heres to vestigial human mating season.
 
valentine's day is depressing.

pillow's ghost: will you be my honorary friendship valentine?
 
we can have a brain duel... and make morrissey scented soap.

of course.

perhaps youd like to bake morrissey shaped cookies?

i have the most wonderful apron.
 
Re: we can have a brain duel... and make morrissey scented soap.

yay! what scent do you think he'd like? lemon? spearmint? lavender?

morrissey shaped cookies would be lovely. we can eat those until we can have the real thing! (note: that is not a reference to cannibalism. muhahaha!)
 
ah, the illustrious mindy. im sure your baking kills small children.

i know mine does.

i think the soap would smell like...

feet.

id eat morrissey any day.

hopefully raw.
 
i'm actually a good cook -- when i have access to a kitchen (which at uni, i don't)

i make good choco chip cookies. and blueberry or zucchini muffins.
 
Valentine's day is a waste of a good saint.
What are lucky pants?
Are they like Irish lederhosen?

Oh, and I believe the scent you are after is a blend of patent leather, Dior aftershave and St. Bernard (or was it husky?).
Scrap that last bit and replace with assorted barnyard odours.
 
Re: Valentine's day is a waste of a good saint.

> Valentine's day is a waste of a good saint.

No, not really. I've trained myself to think of it as My Bloody Valentine's day, the day we celebrate the genius that is Kevin Shields.
 
There should be an Anti-Valentine's Day for embittered single people

like me
 
Re: There should be an Anti-Valentine's Day for embittered single people

Yes you are right. Either that or a day when everyone sends cards to people they hate.

> like me
 
Re: There should be an Anti-Valentine's Day for embittered single people

> Yes you are right. Either that or a day when everyone sends cards to
> people they hate.

OOOH, I like that idea!
 
Re: There should be an Anti-Valentine's Day for embittered single people

> Yes you are right. Either that or a day when everyone sends cards to
> people they hate.

Great idea, but I couldn't afford it.
 
Well, actually . . .

> Yes you are right. Either that or a day when everyone sends cards to
> people they hate.

There is. It's called Christmas.
 
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