rename the website to crankypants-solo
yes, fellow citizens, join together to ban fun, imagination, and a breath of fresh air.
let our subjects of discussion and responses only be the following:
morrissey's record deal should the unexpected day also arrive when Zebras evolve in a freak act of darwinism and they are able to build and shop at their own chain of discount stores. (wah! can't we make the record companies do something?)
morrissey's tour in february on the American East Coast...no scratch that...summer festivals in England. (wah! when will he come to my city?)
Viva Hate
Kill Uncle
Your Arsenal
Southpaw Grammar
(i'm tired of hearing them and want a new album!)
is morrissey gay? (f*** off, its none of your business!)
where does morrissey live? (go away you stalker and leave the man alone!)
isn't morrissey hot? (how can you reduce the most intelligent artist of our time to the status of Justin Timberlake?)
Mad Magazine said that morrissey was signed with sanctuary! (gee, i hope it's true because Mad Magazine is a respected publication and have generally been a reliable source in the past) (**rebuttal from Boz** Dear God, when will you people understand, he's not a magic man?) (fan response: wah! you mean its really not true this time? But Mad Magazine is so revered!)
Sanctuary has a reference to morrissey on their website! (yay it means the rumors are true!)
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There! i've done all the discussion for you! there's nothing left to talk about, so its time for you to sell your computer!