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this just in:
faded starlet[or jaded harlot to her friends] pillow twinkle-toes mc murray was found dead yesterday at her home in battersea.
she was found in the upstairs bathroom of her crumbling mansion,straddling the bidet.
pillow had been missing for three days.
the cause of death has yet to be identified.
a coroner at the scene spoke to our reporter this morning:
''we just couldnt shut'em,them legs were spread so wide we had to cut a hole in the ceiling and lift 'er out with a cherry picker,it was either that or breakin 'em.''
so far,
it is news the public has greeted with apathy.
pillows fan base has been decreasing rapidly since her outspoken''ill shag anything that moves'' comment earlier this year,
it was noted that at those last few occasions that she did play,
the audience were still as tharn frozen rabbits.
glued to the spot,
as pillow bashed out her classic gary glitter edged pomp rock.
the reception was chilled and cooling fast.
even so,
a low key tour was proposed for the summer.
these dates will be replaced by performance art featuring a clown and a pair of pliers.
faded starlet[or jaded harlot to her friends] pillow twinkle-toes mc murray was found dead yesterday at her home in battersea.
she was found in the upstairs bathroom of her crumbling mansion,straddling the bidet.
pillow had been missing for three days.
the cause of death has yet to be identified.
a coroner at the scene spoke to our reporter this morning:
''we just couldnt shut'em,them legs were spread so wide we had to cut a hole in the ceiling and lift 'er out with a cherry picker,it was either that or breakin 'em.''
so far,
it is news the public has greeted with apathy.
pillows fan base has been decreasing rapidly since her outspoken''ill shag anything that moves'' comment earlier this year,
it was noted that at those last few occasions that she did play,
the audience were still as tharn frozen rabbits.
glued to the spot,
as pillow bashed out her classic gary glitter edged pomp rock.
the reception was chilled and cooling fast.
even so,
a low key tour was proposed for the summer.
these dates will be replaced by performance art featuring a clown and a pair of pliers.