WELCOME TO AGONY-SOLO

[the agony aunt is....in.]

who would like to share?

just put a cross where applicable:

i have a:

social
physical
sexual

problem.

i am:

sleepless
sweaty
angry

[or anyother of the 7 dwarves]

the problem involves:

bedwetting
obsessive lock-checking
cooking cakes at four in the morning
paranoia
leprachauns
improper sexual fixations

sea-weed

i would like to:

fix the problem
bang my head on a wall in front of the queen
rub my naked body on the windows of an old folks home.

i am qualified to deal with everything from unruly facial hair to abusive mothers...

ask me.

 

[Mr.Improper the endall,beall of PIMP's]

Well ok...do you do any tricks though????

 

[honestlyspokenhere]

Re: Farewell to the dreary days

> i have no: problem all all. You seems to be a little shady though.

> i am: very happy indeed!

> no problem involves: any type of depression, obsession, or perversion

> i would like to: have the weather warm up some. -3 degrees is a tab too cold for me.

> i am qualified to deal with everything:you could imagine, and I do it quite well

> Don't ask me though. I'm a private person.

 

[Witbloem]

Re: Farewell to the dreary days

its unbelievable how people writes nonsense on message boards

 

[honestlyspokenhere]

Re: I'll tell you why ...

> its unbelievable how people writes nonsense on message boards

- A completely contented and satisfied person. Think about it! Some of us have arrived at a point in their lives when they feel that all is well with THEIR world. I don't know about your world, but mine is wonderful.