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ok.
lets put on some moz c.ds
and get into a big naked heap in the middle of the floor.
who wants to''shake it'' to alsation cousin?
or''get down'' to stretch out and wait?
your questionaire:
question one:
which stage of moz do you most resemble/admire profusely/drool over:
*young moz?
a swirling floral creature, somewhat scarred by an all too recent puberty.
*your arsenal moz?
a well sculpted and ripped, example of a man who truly has reasons for vanity.
yes,
this in short,
is a morrissey just discovering himself.
or:
*old and seedy moz?
he knows what he wants and by god anything that gets in his way will be buggered.
equipped with newly grown balls,
just observe the way they slap around when he grooves.
question 2:
what are you looking for most in a partner:
brains?
hair?
record collection?
enormous heaving breasts?
money?
other?
question 3:
whats the furthest you would go to save your beloved from certain doom?
would you:
A:leap in front of a flying bullet?
B:throw yourself in the path of a double decker bus?
C:jump from the top of the parachutes?
D:sigh:
''what difference does it make?''
and turn away,leaving you lover to a bloody end?
question 4:
what talents are you looking for in a partner:
handy with pliers?
looks good in leather?
can bake apple strudel?
question 5:
on average,how depressed are you?
very,eg
h kill me now!my big grey over coat has shrunk in the wash!
moderate,eg: oh,i shant be leaving the house today, i have an ingrown hair.
slight,eg:im not happy and im not sad.
question 5:
would you describe yourself as sexually disfunctional?
more or less so than our shifty eyed mancunian friend?
question 6:
when was the last time you left the house?
lets put on some moz c.ds
and get into a big naked heap in the middle of the floor.
who wants to''shake it'' to alsation cousin?
or''get down'' to stretch out and wait?
your questionaire:
question one:
which stage of moz do you most resemble/admire profusely/drool over:
*young moz?
a swirling floral creature, somewhat scarred by an all too recent puberty.
*your arsenal moz?
a well sculpted and ripped, example of a man who truly has reasons for vanity.
yes,
this in short,
is a morrissey just discovering himself.
or:
*old and seedy moz?
he knows what he wants and by god anything that gets in his way will be buggered.
equipped with newly grown balls,
just observe the way they slap around when he grooves.
question 2:
what are you looking for most in a partner:
brains?
hair?
record collection?
enormous heaving breasts?
money?
other?
question 3:
whats the furthest you would go to save your beloved from certain doom?
would you:
A:leap in front of a flying bullet?
B:throw yourself in the path of a double decker bus?
C:jump from the top of the parachutes?
D:sigh:
''what difference does it make?''
and turn away,leaving you lover to a bloody end?
question 4:
what talents are you looking for in a partner:
handy with pliers?
looks good in leather?
can bake apple strudel?
question 5:
on average,how depressed are you?
very,eg
h kill me now!my big grey over coat has shrunk in the wash!moderate,eg: oh,i shant be leaving the house today, i have an ingrown hair.
slight,eg:im not happy and im not sad.
question 5:
would you describe yourself as sexually disfunctional?
more or less so than our shifty eyed mancunian friend?
question 6:
when was the last time you left the house?
