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    Mr.Improper the endall,beall of PIMP's
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    Default Hey Ass Clowns...read this about Johnny Marr

    Now,before you go toting the man around on a king's chair ala jerry the king lawler,know this: Morrissey has said on several occassions,yes,he will play with Johnny again correct(when johnny actually had a career,which was about 7-10 years ago)?? But,recently morrissey has also stated that he would not under any circumstances work with ANY of the ex-smiths again.

    I'll say this about johnny marr so you nuttsacks will shut your pie holes: He WAS a great writer,was being the key word. He has been nothing since the smiths break up,and will continue to be till they get back together(yeah,like that'll ever happen??). Listen marr-aholics,I applaud you standing up for him like he is better than jimmy hendrix,but,he was an average guitar player who knew how to write. It took The Biggest PIMP of the free world(next to me ofcourse),in morrissey,to make him a star.

    Morrissey has always been and will ALWAYS BE the king of the nation and I will always be...his a #1 compadre and share bowls of yoshinoya with him for as long as he likes. I'll give johnny his due,great songwriter,but he licked ass at playing the guitar,isn't it evident??

    By the way,ask yourselves this before you decide to cleverly reply: if Johnny is so great,like you all claim,then how come he's been in so many bands??? and has failed with each and every one of them??? He has as big an ego as Morrissey does,but johnny knows(just like all you card carrying members of his fan club),he can't step to Morrissey. he knows he shot himself in the foot by pissing off morrissey. Biggest career killing move he's ever made!!!!!

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    you-know-who
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    Default my dear orangutang,for once in your life you might be right.

    suprisingly,
    that actually made sense.

    oh no!

    is the rumour true?

    will you self destruct as soon as you post a comment that doesnt involve our mothers?

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    Pärlhyacint
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    Default Re: Hey Ass Clowns...read this about Johnny Marr

    The reason, you sad thing, that Marr has failed to make a large musical imact since The Smiths lies in that he has that terrible mark on him, the one which provokes thousands of blood-lusting damned creatures to close in on him and first deny who he is, then devour him whole; the mark of Morrissey. Had Morrissey's status as the front man of the most remarkable band ever not elevated him to this position he so enjoys, Marr would easily be more respected and enjoyed. But everyone knows the frontman always gets the credit, the attention, and the fame. Marr will forever be known by pissant morons like you as "that guy from The Smiths, the one who did most of the work but was never as good or cool as Morrissey, because Morrissey was the front man..."

    And where do you get off saying Marr is little more than mediocre when it comes to guitar and songwriting? A certified guitar genius I know swears by Marr's talent. You're just some barely literate and wholly immature dumb fuck slamming Marr from behind the safety of the Morrissey-Solo message board. Let's see you create something half as magnificent as anything Marr has written, even post-Smiths. Until then, you are a source without credibility...peddling nonsensical drivel about God only knows what, and threading it with anti Marr sentiments which you try then to cover up with backpeddling in the form of this most recent Marr post of yours.

    Look--I am as great an admirer of Morrissey as any of the more sane people on this board. I just cannot agree with you people who are these devout Morrissey worshippers, acting like he created both himself and this world.

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    Regan is my name i want to use regan give it to me paul!!!
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    Default Marr vo loss

    > Now,before you go toting the man around on a king's chair ala jerry the
    > king lawler,know this: Morrissey has said on several occassions,yes,he
    > will play with Johnny again correct(when johnny actually had a
    > career,which was about 7-10 years ago)?? But,recently morrissey has also
    > stated that he would not under any circumstances work with ANY of the
    > ex-smiths again.

    > I'll say this about johnny marr so you nuttsacks will shut your pie holes:
    > He WAS a great writer,was being the key word. He has been nothing since
    > the smiths break up,and will continue to be till they get back
    > together(yeah,like that'll ever happen??). Listen marr-aholics,I applaud
    > you standing up for him like he is better than jimmy hendrix,but,he was an
    > average guitar player who knew how to write. It took The Biggest PIMP of
    > the free world(next to me ofcourse),in morrissey,to make him a star.

    > Morrissey has always been and will ALWAYS BE the king of the nation and I
    > will always be...his a #1 compadre and share bowls of yoshinoya with him
    > for as long as he likes. I'll give johnny his due,great songwriter,but he
    > licked ass at playing the guitar,isn't it evident??

    > By the way,ask yourselves this before you decide to cleverly reply: if
    > Johnny is so great,like you all claim,then how come he's been in so many
    > bands??? and has failed with each and every one of them??? He has as big
    > an ego as Morrissey does,but johnny knows(just like all you card carrying
    > members of his fan club),he can't step to Morrissey. he knows he shot
    > himself in the foot by pissing off morrissey. Biggest career killing move
    > he's ever made!!!!!

    -----Its really really lame to bring wrestling into your writting but at least now i know cough (your lame sorry man its just all that pimp slag you drag) cough.

    ----Ok and im sure Morrissey wouldnt want to be a yo yo pimp with you to watch men in tight shorts touch each other ..or mabey he would ,But really Johhny wrote all the music and set everything on go.Marr is cool with Electronic and is rather cool over all.

    ----I am the first to say i like Morrissey better then him but please why would you try to bring Marr out?Why not bring out some on who is a crashing bore sigh..shouldnt you be cutting down Robert Smith or something..just jokeing i love the cure.

    -----Now talk about haveing sex with my mother,then go into how horrid of a speller i am ..its true oh yes its true!!! Your friend Regan we are friends arent we???????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????

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    The Smiths are US
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    Default Re: Marr vo loss

    >>>The reason, you sad thing, that Marr has failed to make a large musical imact since The Smiths lies in that he has that terrible mark on him, the one which provokes thousands of blood-lusting damned creatures to close in on him and first deny who he is, then devour him whole; the mark of Morrissey. Had Morrissey's status as the front man of the most remarkable band ever not elevated him to this position he so enjoys, Marr would easily be more respected and enjoyed. But everyone knows the frontman always gets the credit, the attention, and the fame. Marr will forever be known by pissant morons like you as "that guy from The Smiths, the one who did most of the work but was never as good or cool as Morrissey, because Morrissey was the front man..."

    And where do you get off saying Marr is little more than mediocre when it comes to guitar and songwriting? A certified guitar genius I know swears by Marr's talent. You're just some barely literate and wholly immature dumb fuck slamming Marr from behind the safety of the Morrissey-Solo message board. Let's see you create something half as magnificent as anything Marr has written, even post-Smiths. Until then, you are a source without credibility...peddling nonsensical drivel about God only knows what, and threading it with anti Marr sentiments which you try then to cover up with backpeddling in the form of this most recent Marr post of yours.

    Look--I am as great an admirer of Morrissey as any of the more sane people on this board. I just cannot agree with you people who are these devout Morrissey worshippers, acting like he created both himself and this world.

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    Mr.Improper PIMP of the free world
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    Default Re: Hey Ass Clowns...read this about Johnny Marr

    Listen mr."I am the biggest marr fan on the planet,so what if he's a has been now". I gave credit wher it was due didn't I?? Didn't I not say he was a great songwriter??? I did right?? so why are you whining??? It's a fact that yes,marr is a good guitarist,but good is all he'll be. Now then,Why is it that people like you feel this need to stand up for marr,joyce and rourke,claiming their Brilliance??

    Ask yourself this question about the other three: have they made impacts in the music world like morrissey has??? have they been a part of something wonderful like morrissey has??? True about the frontman always being the one who gets all the glory,but hey,It's MORRISSEy not marr we hear singing these songs.

    The The,Electronic,delicious,the pretenders...all stunk when the ex-smiths members climbed aboard. Not surprisingly,they still stink. The healers were OK,nothing more. I bet they didn't even sell 200,000 copies of that cd???Sure morrissey might not be as visible and as wonderful as in recnt past,and his last few albums have done poor commercially,But I cannot think of anyone who doesn't release an album in 5-6 years,yet,Sells out Every stinking show for the past 3-4 tours??? Johnny Marr hasn't done that

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