PILLOW:thats the smallest picture you could of possibly posted

[yes yes, we all know who i really am.god knows i just cant give up.]

[Some Totally Random Moz Fan]

well here's my pic - from my profile- I thought you were referring to that earlier...

cheers


My Web Page

[GenderNectar]

It's not the most flattering. I think I may have spent too much time in the sun. My boobs seem to have dropped to my stomach. How the hell did THAT happen?

[Some Totally Random Moz Fan]

[yes yes, we all know who i really am.god knows i should have stopped by now.]

[yes yes, we all know who i really am.god knows i should have stopped by now.]

with a strange and shirlock holmes like twist...

[Some Totally Random Moz Fan]

[yes yes, we all know who i really am.god knows i should have stopped by now.]

[david.]

tut tut pillow, its still the season of goodwill isn't it? erm...what do you want to know then?

PS why don't you go back to posting as Pillow....its far catchier

[ha ha. i dont know what youre talking about[shamefaced lies all of it]]

i AM NICE i am.

you should see,

how nice i can really be.

but...

then again,

it doesnt get one anywhere.

[david!]

so you're nice...i'll take your word for hit Miss Pillow
why do you live under a bridge?
were you evicted from your house by Moz-hating Barbarians?
and under the bridge how do you get on this site, does the bridge have plugs and phone wires...are Irish bridges really that advanced?
or am I just talking crap?

[sssssssshhhhh... i was never here......you didnt see nothing]

i have an electric kettle,

and a cat with one leg.

slender means.

to access the internet...

i break into peoples houses at night,

and handle their computer in an unsanitary manner....

i also steal vaseline...

oh look at me!

youve got me talking crap!

are you worthy of adding to my list?

[david!]

am I worthy? Well...
that's for you to decide Mrs Pillow.
if you think that I'm up to it...
but don't come too near to me today!
I'm surrounded by darkening swarms of cloudy infection...Mrs Pillow, I am feeling sooo ill!!!!
But all the better for being offered a place in Cardiff University today...hopefully Manchester Uni will be the next one to BEG me to join them...
not that I plan to do any work...I'm going to use it as an excuse to stay in all day and do sod all and listen to Mr Morrissey.

how old are you Mrs Pillow?

[why must i constantly come here?]

oooh...so youre a bit of brain.

yes,

its whats between the ears that counts,

not that which lurks between ones thighs.

or in morrisseys case,

that which is notable by its absence.

[Patrick McCann]

> It's not the most flattering. I think I may have spent too much time in
> the sun. My boobs seem to have dropped to my stomach. How the hell did
> THAT happen?
My flight arrives at Pearson International in ten hours. Be there!

[GenderNectar]

> My flight arrives at Pearson International in ten hours. Be there!

I knew you wouldn't be able to resist me Patrick. I'll be lying here shrivelled and naked, awaiting your arrival. B.Y.O.A (Bring Your Own Aloe) Maybe afterwards we'll hit the tanning salons. Sound like a plan?

[david!]

Me brainy....I've come over all proud, that's the first time anyone has called me that...I'm not feeling very brainy at the moment Mrs pillow, in fact I'm feeling very FAT! Chocolate does not cure the flu!
i am going now to eat many bananas to balance it out....good VS evil and all that....

why does it always rain?

[Patrick McCann]

> I knew you wouldn't be able to resist me Patrick. I'll be lying here
> shrivelled and naked, awaiting your arrival. B.Y.O.A (Bring Your Own Aloe)
> Maybe afterwards we'll hit the tanning salons. Sound like a plan?

Best goddamn plan I ever did hear.