PILLOW:thats the smallest picture you could of possibly posted

[frustrated]

cant you slip something bigger into your profile?

[Some Totally Random Moz Fan]

[thanks but ive retired]

how come no flower swirling handsome moz boys ever post their pictures?

yes, its probably the shyness.

just imagine:

this could be the best dating agency ever, for example:

nerd seeks nerd to hold hands and trundle around grave yards.
strict looking but no touching policy,
eventual forsaking of clothes compulsary.

no more rascism,
no more bitching,

just what everyone in the world really really wants:

back-to-the-wall-alley-way-fumbling.

[you-know-who]

morrissey would rather die than have to touch you.

[Some Totally Random Moz Fan]

Pillow: What a great idea it would be to get all of us organised into a dating pool... we obviously all have The Smiths/Morrissey in common...

Let's start with this (check mark answers in reply) :

You are a :

Male
Female
Not Sure

You want to meet :
Male
Female
Not looking

Relationship Type :
Not Looking
A friend/penpal
Dating
Marriage Minded

Marital Status
Single
Divorced
Separated
Married

Your Income

Less $10K
$10,000
$20,000
$30,000
$40,000
$50,000
$60,000
$70,000
$80,000
$90,000
$100,000
$120,000
$140,000
$160,000
$180,000
$200,000
Above $200k

Your Race :

White
Black
Asian
Hispanic
Native American
Greasetea
Other

Your Religion :

Not Religious
Catholic
Christian
Jewish
Muslim
Hindu
New Age
Other

Do You Have Children?
No
Yes, not with me
Yes, they live with me

Do You Want Children?

Yes
No
May be

Do You Smoke?

No
Yes, light smoker
Yes, I smoke

Do you Drink?
No
Yes, socially
Yes, regular

Education Level

College
Masters
PhD
Trade School
High School
None

Height

Weight

Hair Color

Eye Color

Now say a little about yourself:

final question: Are you an obsessed Moz fan who spends way to much time on this message board?

of course

[X]

dating pool? now this is really laughable.. funny stuff jay.

ahh, what every guy wants. a girl who doesn't mind getting dirty fixing the ol' car every now and then... lol

[George]

hahahahahaha.....Now there's a thought. I always see these ever so pretty, gorgeous even, female Smiths/Morrissey fans on the great mans tours.....but......shyness lets me down each and every time!

I do have a picture of me take a few years ago on my website...I wear contact lenses now! I still dress the same though (Levis, Docs, shirts etc...)Hmmm...a little less thinner now (thanks to all the beer!

I am incredibly ugly, but hey, at least I've offered you all my picture

To be horrified, click below:

http://www.workingclassproduction.co.uk/about.html

Enough of my drivel...

George
www.workingclassproduction.co.uk

> how come no flower swirling handsome moz boys ever post their pictures?

> yes, its probably the shyness.

> just imagine:

> this could be the best dating agency ever, for example:

> nerd seeks nerd to hold hands and trundle around grave yards.
> strict looking but no touching policy,
> eventual forsaking of clothes compulsary.

> no more rascism,
> no more bitching,

> just what everyone in the world really really wants:

> back-to-the-wall-alley-way-fumbling.




George Formby Lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[i need no introduction]

> Pillow: What a great idea it would be to get all of us organised into a
> dating pool... we obviously all have The Smiths/Morrissey in common...

> Let's start with this (check mark answers in reply) :

> You are a :

> Male
> Female
> Not Sure:will someone help me find out

> You want to meet :
> Male
> Female
> Not looking
everyone

> Relationship Type :
> Not Looking
> A friend/penpal
> Dating
> Marriage Minded
something in the back of an alley

> Marital Status
> Single:
and liking it.
> Divorced
> Separated
> Married

> Your Income

> Less $10K
> $10,000
> $20,000
> $30,000
> $40,000
> $50,000
> $60,000
> $70,000
> $80,000
> $90,000
> $100,000
> $120,000
> $140,000
> $160,000
> $180,000
> $200,000
> Above $200k
i live under a bridge

> Your Race :

> White
> Black
> Asian
> Hispanic
> Native American
> Greasetea
> Other
grey

> Your Religion :

> Not Religious
> Catholic
> Christian
> Jewish
> Muslim
> Hindu
> New Age
> Other

morrissey

> Do You Have Children?
> No
> Yes, not with me
> Yes, they live with me

> Do You Want Children?

> Yes
> No
> May be

no no and no

> Do You Smoke?

> No
> Yes, light smoker
> Yes, I smoke

no!

> Do you Drink?
> No
> Yes, socially
> Yes, regular

no!

> Education Level

> College
> Masters
> PhD
> Trade School
> High School
> None

no education

> Height

> Weight

> Hair Color

> Eye Color

> Now say a little about yourself:

look at my damn profile.

> final question: Are you an obsessed Moz fan who spends way to much time on
> this message board?

yes yes and yes

> of course

[Miss Polly Prissy Pants]

[Miss Polly Prissy Pants]

[Notastitchtowear]

> hahahahahaha.....Now there's a thought. I always see these ever so pretty,
> gorgeous even, female Smiths/Morrissey fans on the great mans
> tours.....but......shyness lets me down each and every time!

> I do have a picture of me take a few years ago on my website...I wear
> contact lenses now! I still dress the same though (Levis, Docs, shirts
> etc...)Hmmm...a little less thinner now (thanks to all the beer!

> I am incredibly ugly, but hey, at least I've offered you all my picture

> To be horrified, click below:

> http://www.workingclassproduction.co.uk/about.html Enough of my
> drivel...

> George
> www.workingclassproduction.co.uk

You shouldn't be shy, you're handsom. Lots of chicks, especially Moz fans, go for your look: the Buddy Holly/Elvis Costello, Moz pomp and rolled up Levi's is highly sought out! Wahoo!

[david.]

> Pillow: What a great idea it would be to get all of us organised into a
> dating pool... we obviously all have The Smiths/Morrissey in common...

> Let's start with this (check mark answers in reply) :

> You are a :

> Male

> You want to meet :
anyone

> Relationship Type :
any

> Marital Status
> Single

> Your Income
nothing

> Your Race :
> White

> Your Religion :
> Not Religious

> Do You Have Children?
> No

> Do You Want Children?
no

> Do You Smoke?
> Yes, light smoker

> Do you Drink?
> No

> Education Level
> 6th form

> Height
6 foot 2

> Weight
12st 6...although i have the flu and cant eat so it might fall...

> Hair Color
brown

> Eye Color
blue

> Now say a little about yourself:
erm....

> final question: Are you an obsessed Moz fan who spends way to much time on
> this message board?
yes indeedy

[Some Totally Random Moz Fan]

Morrissey* Answers Personal Ad

> Pillow: What a great idea it would be to get all of us organised into a
> dating pool... we obviously all have The Smiths/Morrissey in common...

> Let's start with this (check mark answers in reply) :

> You are a :

> Male - Nature has played this trick on me

> You want to meet :
> not sure who - but it will be in the alley by the railway station

> Relationship Type :
> A friend/penpal - can you squeeze me in to an empty page of your Diary??
> Dating - meet me at the cemetary gates
> Marriage Minded - will never marry

> Marital Status
> Single - never had no one ever

> Your Income - was rash and squandered all of my cash

> Your Race :

> White - I'll be all-right
> Asian - rut

> Your Religion :

> Not Religious - Satan rejected mty soul

> Do You Have Children?
> No . I'm the end of the family line

> Do You Want Children?

> May be - is there any point in having children? Well I really don't know

> Do You Smoke?

> No - I'm not hoping for an early death

> Do you Drink?

> Yes, regular - and so I drink one- it becomes 4, and then fall on flor and drink more

> Education Level

> High School - beliigerant ghouls run Manchester schools

> Height - 6'0"

> Weight - 170

> Hair Color - brown

> Eye Color - blue

> Now say a little about yourself: - Shyness is nice but shyness can stop you from doing things in life you'd like to.

> final question: Are you an obsessed Moz fan who spends way to much time on
> this message board?

> of course

- I'm just pleased with the things I've found

cheers

* This not the actual real Morrissey, just someone with a big nose who knows

[CrushingBore]

Well, we're all still hiding in our bedroms, aren't we?
"The best-looking girls are taken/ the best-looking boys are staying inside" (sic) or something like that.
Looking at crappy bulletin boards at ridiculous hours of the morning.
Still, we can't all be Henry Rollins - some of us can actually write poetry.
(Oh, I didn't realise . . .)
Does this mean I have to have a website to send my picture? Oh well, it's your collective loss.

[George]

> You shouldn't be shy, you're handsom. Lots of chicks, especially Moz fans,
> go for your look: the Buddy Holly/Elvis Costello, Moz pomp and rolled up
> Levi's is highly sought out! Wahoo!

*** Thanks for your kind comments.....the made be blush!

THANK YOU

George
www.workingclassproduction.co.uk




The North of England fights back!!!!

[Some Totally Random Moz Fan]

You don't need a web site at all... it's incredibly easy... just go to "Edit Profile" at the top of this forum, then:

"If you'd like to include a picture with your profile, but don't have a Web site, you can upload a graphic image directly from your own computer. Just put the path to the file in the "Optional Graphic Upload" input box, below. (Use the "Browse" button if you're not quite sure where to find it.) The file must be in GIF (.gif) or JPEG (.jpg or .jpeg) format, and can be no larger than 150 kilobytes in size."

... then once it is saved: "right click" on the image you have uploaded, see "Properties", and "cut and paste" the URL of the image into the "Optional Image URL" box below when posting a message here on the board!

cheers

[yes yes, we all know who i really am.]

id be allover you like a bad rash.

[Some Totally Random Moz Fan]

[yes yes, we all know who i really am.god knows i just cant give up.]

girls here will spread for anything with half a quiff.

and we ALL about my preferences.

mmmmmmmmmmm?

[yes yes, we all know who i really am.god knows i just cant give up.]