CITY SCUM

[The honourable Roy Keane]

Everyone knows that City are scum. The supporters are scum. The squad is scum. The manager is scum. The soon to be built ‘stadium of nightmares’ will be built by and for scum. Even the pitchmen, the ticket takers and the kiosk workers at the new stadium will be scum.

I can attest to the idiotic and retarded nature of City fans. A few years ago after the derby I had the good fortune of throwing a brick at a City fan near Old Trafford. I can report with a great degree of certainty that while the mongoloidian bled and squealed – he certainly did not display any characteristics consistent with what we call normal human behavior.

You see, the formation of the Manchester City Football Club was a cruel joke. In 1894 the warden of a local home for the mentally retarded thought it would be nice to give all the mongoloidian mental defects a nice diversion from sitting in corners drooling and eating their own feces. Since that time Manchester City has employed thousands of football players over the years, most suffering from one sort of disability or another (or at the end of their careers). These “genetic throwaways” are given the chance to play in front of Manchester’s sizable mentally retarded community who regularly congregate at the stadium known as “Maine Road”. There is reputedly an ancient curse on Maine Road laid by the very first team of terrified retards who were forced to play in front of Manchester’s business and community leaders for amusement. In return for being heckled and humiliated, the retards laid a curse on the Manchester City football club, which prevents them from winning on a consistent basis and bouncing back and forth between divisions.

[Alfie Inge Halland]

Just like Father Christmas, he likes giving away presents in a box.

By the way, I thought you reds weren't bothered about City, but Leeds / Liverpool / Arsenal. Sounds to me like you are running scared of the laser Blues?

A big thanks to all reds who buy lottery tickets and have helped pay for our free splendid new stadium.

Happy Xmas to all reds in Basingstoke, Milton Keynes, Torbay, Malta and of course, how could we foget it.... Singapore.

3-1.

[ALL UTD FANS ARE WOCKNEY CANKERS!]

UTD ARE SHIT...

....YOU fuckin' glory supporter....oooo lets buy a team!

REAL MANCS SUPPORT CITY!!

"City are back, City are back"

> Everyone knows that City are scum. The supporters are scum. The squad is
> scum. The manager is scum. The soon to be built ‘stadium of nightmares’
> will be built by and for scum. Even the pitchmen, the ticket takers and
> the kiosk workers at the new stadium will be scum.

> I can attest to the idiotic and retarded nature of City fans. A few years
> ago after the derby I had the good fortune of throwing a brick at a City
> fan near Old Trafford. I can report with a great degree of certainty that
> while the mongoloidian bled and squealed – he certainly did not display
> any characteristics consistent with what we call normal human behavior.

> You see, the formation of the Manchester City Football Club was a cruel
> joke. In 1894 the warden of a local home for the mentally retarded thought
> it would be nice to give all the mongoloidian mental defects a nice
> diversion from sitting in corners drooling and eating their own feces.
> Since that time Manchester City has employed thousands of football players
> over the years, most suffering from one sort of disability or another (or
> at the end of their careers). These “genetic throwaways” are given the
> chance to play in front of Manchester’s sizable mentally retarded
> community who regularly congregate at the stadium known as “Maine Road”.
> There is reputedly an ancient curse on Maine Road laid by the very first
> team of terrified retards who were forced to play in front of Manchester’s
> business and community leaders for amusement. In return for being heckled
> and humiliated, the retards laid a curse on the Manchester City football
> club, which prevents them from winning on a consistent basis and bouncing
> back and forth between divisions.

[RedOne]

In the town,

Where I was born,

There's a team,

We all adore,

And there's a team,

That's fucking shite,

And they play,

In blue and White.......

[Alfie Inge Halland]

So you live in Bristol then? And why not, most glory hunting red twats do, why should you be any differant?
Ha ha ha ha

[Stoney Hando's leadpipe]

Blue Moon, you started singing too soon,
You thought you'd beat us three - one,
And soon, the Premiership has gone.

You fucking twats!!!

> In the town,

> Where I was born,

> There's a team,

> We all adore,

> And there's a team,

> That's fucking shite,

> And they play,

> In blue and White.......

[The honourable Roy Keane]

A special thanks to all the scum in blue and white who have given me hours of mindlessly violent entertainment on Saturdays after matches. My proudest moment came almost 5 years ago when during a brief scuffle with a half-retarded City fan I used my car keys to puncture the side of his cheek. I also had the state of mind to remove the keys in a forceful lateral motion, assuring that the drunken retard had a brand new enlarged smile. I ran into the poor bastard almost a year later with his wife. He didn’t recognize me – but I suppose he was a bit suspicious when I passed by him laughing.

See you at the next derby City scum.