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like he could do some serious harm.
built like a brick shit house,
neck like a small pile-up on the M1.
buffed to grim proportions,
morrissey on the rampage,
grinding up small houses and snatching planes from the sky,
RAAAAAAARGH!
flattening whole towns,
fulfilling his plundering desire for love,
if they wont give it,
he will TAKE IT,
sweet revenge as he prises johnny marr from his outdoor-loo and eats him,
then on to buckingham palace,
tearing the roof to bits,
reaching in his giant hands:
HA!HA! HA!
grasps the queen between thumb and forefinger,
squeezing,
and pops her head like a grape...

oh lord,pictures 1527 and 1528,
that mans been pumping something more than iron.
the size of him!
and so mean!

just what has he been doing to himself?
whatever it is,

i think hes stopped playing with flowers.
 
he does look quite fit, doesn't he?

> like he could do some serious harm.
> built like a brick shit house,
> neck like a small pile-up on the M1.
> buffed to grim proportions,
> morrissey on the rampage,
> grinding up small houses and snatching planes from the sky,
> RAAAAAAARGH!
> flattening whole towns,
> fulfilling his plundering desire for love,
> if they wont give it,
> he will TAKE IT,
> sweet revenge as he prises johnny marr from his outdoor-loo and eats him,
> then on to buckingham palace,
> tearing the roof to bits,
> reaching in his giant hands:
> HA!HA! HA!
> grasps the queen between thumb and forefinger,
> squeezing,
> and pops her head like a grape...

> oh lord,pictures 1527 and 1528,
> that mans been pumping something more than iron.
> the size of him!
> and so mean!

> just what has he been doing to himself?
> whatever it is,

> i think hes stopped playing with flowers.
 
> he does look quite fit, doesn't he?
1527 is my favorite with his huge muscle
 
ooh, how about pic 1526, action moz.,the only super hero who can...

mince around girlishly and still look like a big menacing pile o'man,

and in 1528?

boot-camp moz.

oooh id drop to the floor and give him 20 any day,

id say hes capable of getting anything he wants these days,
whos going to argue when faced with such a frenzied wall of sexual frustration?

not me!
 
Looks like the lard-sandwich effect, to me. What a porker!
 
Re: ooh, how about pic 1526, action moz.,the only super hero who can...

> mince around girlishly and still look like a big menacing pile o'man,

> and in 1528?

> boot-camp moz.

> oooh id drop to the floor and give him 20 any day,

> id say hes capable of getting anything he wants these days,
> whos going to argue when faced with such a frenzied wall of sexual
> frustration?

> not me!
Looks at his fingers on 1547!!! OMG!!!!
 
pillow, did you notice his uh bulge in any of the pics?

reminds me of that tom petty song: free-ballin'. hardeharhar
 
*melts* God I love this pic more than life! ahhhhhhh


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that picture just turns me into a dirty and hysterical old woman

oh my!

hes got something special about him that i just cant put my finger in...

oops,
sorry,
sorry,

i meant ON.
i just cant put my finger on why his seedy middle-age is so very, very want-able.

those steroid pies have turned him into a beast!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!
 
note above explanation.CROTCH-GATE. morrisseys crotch: myth or reality?
 
Ramblings of a jet lagged mind.

This may have been mentioned before. Forgive me if it has, I haven't been reading everything recently, however, I couldn't help but notice the ring on his right hand. Would it be too much of an assumption to link this with the controversial choreography during Meat Is Murder?

Just a thought...

Apologies for the size...said the bishop.


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Re: Bloated, beat & beleaguered

> Who's the fat bloated guy?

*gasp* Blasphemy!
 
Re: Bloated, beat & beleaguered

Well, Nick Notle might be a good match to play Morrisey - they both look like hell and are shut out by the industry.
 
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