GRIPPER YOU RACIST SWINE!!!!!!!
Gripper Thankyou for your kind remarks,I knew I could count on you to liven up an other wise dull day
May I start by saying it was your guidance that has found me a lovely girlfirend and for the 1st time in my life I am truly happy.When I am married in August I expect you neil and spence to be my best men.
I have always used you as a role model,your confident,smart,independant,Intellectual,and genrally a wonderful person and great fun to be with especially on nights out when you've had to much to drink.On behalf of all of your mates I'd like to thank you from the bottom of my heart for always being there and being so wonderful and gentle and kind.
You are an inspiration to all of us as you have achieved so much in your life and helped us see the light at the end of the tunnel.
You taught me everything I know about pulling 35 year old divorcee's and mentally retarted women with false teeth and varicoues veins.I will never forget those lovely girls that we met throught your guidance in Cardiff last year.You've taught me to waste my money on clothes,eat curries and sit on the edge of a nervous breackdown the last 10-12 years Thank you so much.
My biggest wish is for you sister to move out and that me,neil,mitchell,tierney,vinny,spence etc etc etc etc could move into your house with your mom and dad and listen to Half Man Half biscuit's "Who the f***ing hell are slipKnot" and watch DAVID FURNISH videos full blast all day
You are the Micheal Palin of your generation and your passport stamps will forever astound me.
PS
Remeber the end of Casino????Remeber what happens to Joe Pesci right at the end?????Thats gonna happen to you one of the nights in Thailand.Me and my brother are going to kill you
> Punchdrunk you are a dullard!!!!!! Scared to ring for pizzas??? You havn't
> got the confidence to go into pubs.. YOU TWAT... EAT SHIT!!!!! you were
> gobbing off for weeks about Blues v Villa & you shit yourself and went
> in their end... How many Villa games have you been to this year? Your the
> mongol who goes out and leaves after 2 pints cause you reckon everyone's
> talikng about you..... YOUR OBSSESSED WITH BLACK PEOPLE.... Your a
> paranoid wreck
> You havn't got the confidence to go to Tescos on your own. YOU'VE ADMITTED
> TO THAT TO ME
> Loads of people have said your like an old woman sometimes, worrying about
> f*** ALL!!!
> You think everyone's looking at you don't you.... When we went Estonia
> everyone thought you and your brother were weirdos. I'VE BEEN TO MORE
> COUNTRIES THAN YOU AND THAT REALLY PISSES YOU OFF, ....... In 3 weeks time
> I'm gonna leave you on your own in Cambodia, YOU WON'T SURVIVE ON YOUR
> OWN. You'll end up like Colonol Kurtz
> All your mates are social misfits and retards.
> You have no social skills.
> No wonder you can't get a woman, all you talk about is blacks &
> paranoia.... and you forehead is alarmingly too small
> Go back to your Irish pete farm you bogtrotting plastic paddy
> I HATE YOU!!!!!!
> BTW - See you in Bar Med tomorrow about 5pm