Morrissey: Buried or Cremated?
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BrummieBoy
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He's already "buried alive under an avalanche of lies", that's a "BrummieBoy" lyric by the way, but it's not about Morrissey. BB wouldn't waste the steam off his piss referencing Trollissey in his ART.
My wish for Morrissey is that he be thrown to the wolves/picked apart by vultures/thrown into a frozen sea/put on a funeral pyre with a Walkman playing "Blackstar" into his ears as he melts. All options to be pursued whilst he's alive.
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EJ etc
My wish for Morrissey is that he be thrown to the wolves/picked apart by vultures/thrown into a frozen sea/put on a funeral pyre with a Walkman playing "Blackstar" into his ears as he melts. All options to be pursued whilst he's alive.
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EJ etc
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Anonymous
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Could not agree more
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Anonymous
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Saddleworth Moor à la Tony Wilson is my vote!
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Anonymous
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I think he should donate his body for one of those Body Worlds displays, where it is preserved by plastination, so fans can come and see him and pay tribute whenever they want. They could even do an appropriately themed pose, maybe by sculpting the skin on his forehead into a quiff shape.
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Anonymous
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I'd like to see him stuffed and mounted on one of the walls in Buckingham Palace.
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Anonymous
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I'd prefer mounted and stuffed.
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Anonymous
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Aye will take care of the mounting, but that's all, folks.
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Chopped up and fed to cows.
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Anonymous
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This is really a bit distasteful.
Yes the guy has acted like a twat quite a bit lately but ffs enough already.
Yes the guy has acted like a twat quite a bit lately but ffs enough already.
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Anonymous
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Relax! It's all just snotnosed junior high ribbing. I think Morrissey knows that.
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Anonymous
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He should make a deal with Quorn to mix himself into their sausage mixture. Fans will go crazy and snap up all their bangers. Vegetarianism will be promoted and fans will finally have the opportunity to consume the flesh of Morrissey. Everyone wins.
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Anonymous
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And I would be the one getting stuffed, by the way, and loving every sick second of it.
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Anonymous
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Ceremonially strapped to the side of a golden rocket shaped like a huge, phallic gladioli, and then blasted mercilessly into Uranus. One week later, the Smiths re-unite with Bryan Ferry on vocals, just for the LOLs.
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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But nekkid or in full Wildean regalia? Trademark devilish red velvet suit with frilly white blouse - yes. Pocket square and a butch buttonhole - bien sûr. Silken cravat - peut-être. And to top it all off, strapped on with a microphone cord. Bon voyage, Mozzarella!
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Anonymous
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Almost forgot the fancy footwork plastic shoes - fit for a true queen. And the jewels are a given...they shan't be left behind. Now blast-off, Cinderella!
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Anonymous
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LOL lost in a gangbanging gunfight in the wild, wild west. Corpse tossed to ravenous desert wolves.
NealCassidy
FREE SPEECH #FBPB
And the headline.... 'The Queen is Dead'?
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Anonymous
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anyone ever seen these. look like what some were describing
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