Thursday 7th May
This was the last PMQ's of the current government
David CameronWho do you want to win?
(If you want my honest opinion I already gave the answer who wins. I fix things for a living so I mirror things fixed. I said May spawns a Monster for you like a statement of fact, the winner will have a lunar element to his name. What are their names? Moz complains of bi-partisan goverment, there's only two contenders right?)
David Cameron
Ed Miliband
Erectile Dysfunction won't win. We gotta put our eggs in Nick's basket.
Explain
There are too many accomplished great workers, black belts, fighting erectile dysfunction with pharmaceuticals every night. He's destined to be cursed by that. Now Ross Perot f***ed it up for Bush in 1992 which is a good thing, Clinton was the first president to slide in and beat an incumbent, so meditating on Clegg might help Ed by dividing the vote and worst case scenario a bipartisan wins like usual, but maybe there will be a scandal...and the race shaken up will veer towards the fresh face while Cameron goes down in flames. There will be an electoral anomaly involving Clegg who as I understand it is a black sheep in this election? Pro-education? Agnostic? Particularly anti-racist?
Pardon me for having RB-style enthusiasm while talking out of my ass. If there are two things I hate more than liars, it's money and politics. I just focus on the signs and swaying them. God's like "This is an awesome job for you Amers. DO IT. I'll totes help out."
Depending on how many seats each party wins, I think there are two possible outcomes. One, Tory and UKIP, not a great prospect for anyone who is human. Two, everyone else joins forces against the Tories leaving UKIP out of the loop. Each outcome will be shit, just one will be a lot more shit than the other thanks to two spiteful parties full of spiteful individuals joining together. If the other lot join forces it will be a different kind of shit, incompetent shit. They'll be pandering to the same corrupt powers but at least it won't be hate driven.
Depending on how many seats each party wins, I think there are two possible outcomes. One, Tory and UKIP, not a great prospect for anyone who is human. Two, everyone else joins forces against the Tories leaving UKIP out of the loop. Each outcome will be shit, just one will be a lot more shit than the other thanks to two spiteful parties full of spiteful individuals joining together. If the other lot join forces it will be a different kind of shit, incompetent shit. They'll be pandering to the same corrupt powers but at least it won't be hate driven.
I think it will be either Tories and Ukip or Labour and SNP and Lord help us if it is the former!!!
Who would have thought that there could be a worse option than The Tories?
Nick Clegg and his party are finished, Farage also bombed silly twat.
Nick Clegg and his party are finished, Farage also bombed silly twat.
Nick Clegg and his party are finished, Farage also bombed silly twat.