random moz-related thought of the day

[Mindy]

i wonder if morrissey has ever thought about selling his seed. i'd be willing to pay a hefty sum to bear his child.

am i depraved?

 

[Sharron Needles]

I have a bit. E-mail me if you would like a sample......

 

[Mindy]

muhahaha!

 

[Transmission_NYC]

Sowing The Seeds

let's say money was no issue for you.

how much would you be willing to pay Morrissey for his seeds?

 

[Mindy]

Re: Sowing The Seeds

50,000 pounds and a blowjob.

and i dont even really like kids. i just think his would be gorgeous.

 

[apostle of moz]

Re: Sowing The Seeds

> 50,000 pounds and a blowjob.

> and i dont even really like kids. i just think his would be gorgeous.

and can you imagine how smart/charming

 

[Mindy]

Re: Sowing The Seeds

i know! i could just die thinking about what wonderful, perfect children he would spawn.

why are all the good ones (ambiguously) gay/generally unattainable?

i want to start an all female monastic order devoted to morrissey. if we cant have him, we dont want anybody else, baby!

 

[Transmission_NYC]

Reproduction 101

hmmm. you DO realize that you can't get pregnant that way, right?

i'd just hate for you to lose 50k pounds on "one-minute-man-Moz".

> 50,000 pounds and a blowjob.

> and i dont even really like kids. i just think his would be gorgeous.

 

[apostle of moz]

Re: Sowing The Seeds

> i know! i could just die thinking about what wonderful, perfect children
> he would spawn.

> why are all the good ones (ambiguously) gay/generally unattainable?

> i want to start an all female monastic order devoted to morrissey. if we
> cant have him, we dont want anybody else, baby!

if moz were ever to sire a child
the mutha would fer sure be resented

 

[Mindy]

Re: Reproduction 101

yes, i do realise that. i was just saying that he could give me the semen in a vial as to avoid the distasteful business (for an ambiguously gay man) of getting near a vagina. i didnt mean i'd give him a blowjob. rather, i'd pay my brother to do it! just kidding.

i'll forgive your thinking that i am that naive, since i was raised mormon and anything is thus possible.

 

[Mindy]

Re: Sowing The Seeds

i would not be resented as i am insanely cool. get it? got it? good.

 

[Girl Drowning]

Re: Sowing The Seeds

I'm in!

> i want to start an all female monastic order devoted to morrissey. if we
> cant have him, we dont want anybody else, baby!

 

[Mindy]

Re: Sowing The Seeds

woohoo! we are well on our way to showing the world that we will settle for no less than utter human perfection!

 

[Transmission_NYC]

Re: Reproduction 101

i "knew" that you "knew". i was just teasing...

 

[Transmission_NYC]

so we have 50,000 pounds... do i hear 60k?! going once...

 

[when he said 'I'm gonna screw you']

Re: Sowing The Seeds

You've got it the wrong way round - I'd give him 50 grand for a f***, sod the kid off!

In fact it'd be good value for money even if he would only let me blow him.

 

[aw, isn't that cute]

Re: Sowing The Seeds

> and can you imagine how smart/charming

And how maladjusted, difficult, unhappy, emotionally crippled they would be. Quite a handful, don't you think?

Doesn't sound like much fun. Have the best of both worlds, use a condom.

 

[Mindy]

Re: Sowing The Seeds

so crass!

dont you think morrissey deserves an heir?

 

[Lil Kim]

Re: Sowing The Seeds

Distasteful???? Not with me, honey...

I don't think Morrissey will have time to inseminate you as he will be too busy getting his freak on with me!!

 

[Mindy]

Re: Sowing The Seeds

i asked for a vial of semen. he wouldnt have to touch me.