stuff you'd love morrissey to do

[Chickpea]

Grow a beard

Huh. Good one...and something I've never imagined before.

 

[Hellie]

The National Front Disco in Union Jack boxers.

 

[Anonymous]

Wear straight legged jeans.

 

[Mozza220559]

Huh. Good one...and something I've never imagined before.

Moz would look beaut with a bushy salt and pepper beard.

 

[kissmyshadestoo]

Bury the hatchet with Johnny.

A-freaking-men!

 

[Eurydice]

Am I the only one here who thinks Morrissey would look pretty similar to Bill Murray if he grew a big, ol' brushy beard?

 

[Belligerent Ghoul]

Sing "Viva Hate" in its entirety, b-sides and all, in one concert.

 

[celibate]

Do late afternoon, very early evening gigs, Morrissey isn't that young, that count's for His
long time, and late 40 early 50's year old devotees also

16.30 or 19.00

'and they say he's mentall' ....or 13 45 in my garden...

 

[Anonymous]

Make a weekly podcast. If he did this, he would seriously have the number one podcast of all time. All the blogs, news, and clickbait sites would fall all over themselves every week to announce the big shocking statement he made.

God, can you imagine how tiresome it would get though? It would be the same thing every week. Morrissey tends to sound like a stuck record in interviews these days. How many weekly podcasts constisting of pissing and moaning about William & Kate, David & Victoria Beckham, the British Royal Family being 'a dictatorship',the evils of the meat industry and the music charts being some kind of paid constpiracy to keep his records from #1, could you sit through?

 

[Anonymous]

Replace Jesse Tobias with someone who can actually play the guitar.

 

[Anonymous]

~ Retire
~ Top himself

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

Do a proper UK tour again, playing lots of different venues (not just arenas) and smaller cities as well as London, Manchester etc. Basically, a return to what he did in 2011.

 

[Anonymous]

talk to me

 

[Young And Alive]

Replace Jesse Tobias with Alain Whyte.

 

[billybu69]

The National Front Disco in Union Jack boxers.

Cheeky minx

 

[Presley1]

Stop falling out with everyone

 

[Anonymous]

Have sex with a woman, just for the LOL's.

 

[Maurice E Maher]

I'd love Morrissey to do I'd Love To

 

[Anonymous]

Have sex with a woman, just for the LOL's.

Now that's one thing that won't happen.