1. cold porcelain against your balls as you piss in the sink.
over to you...
over to you...
life's little pleasures
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CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
When you have to poop in public and there's nobody else in the bathroom which means you don't have to take the time to flush the toilet as your poo hits the water.
(Fun Fact: I tweaked my back pretty bad once in college doing that. Poo splash shame.)
(Fun Fact: I tweaked my back pretty bad once in college doing that. Poo splash shame.)
2. the smile on the face of a child killer.
3. being super cool.
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Killing child killers.
just so we're clear, i meant a child killer like this.
just so we're clear.
on with the list.
4. killing a child.
5. apple juice.
that's all i've got.
just so we're clear.
on with the list.
4. killing a child.
5. apple juice.
that's all i've got.
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Killing ironic people.
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Killing dinosaur hunters.
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