> I think this one is quite nice...
by christ!youre all confusing the be-jaysus out of me!
morrissey sexy?
am i ALLOWED to think such things?
what if someone finds out?
ill be walking home one evening,
and a big sweaty man will jump out of a bush,
and he'll say:
I KNOW YOUR SORT!
YOURE A PERVERT!
I CAN READ YOUR MIND!
YOURE THINKING OF A SKINNY MAN WITH A QUIFF DANGLING NUDE FROM A LAMPSHADE WITH A PLUM IN HIS MOUTH!
[pause for sound effects of my nips getting torn off.]
anyway,
every one knows morrissey doesnt pack meat.
not so much as a chipolata,
or even a piece,
of spam.
[if youre looking for alluring pictures check out ian tilton]