Who do you like better, Boz or Alain?

[i like boz]

I prefer Boz. Because:

1. he didn't make Spencer cry and leave the band
2. he doesn't look like Joey from Friends
3. he does a tour diary for us and doesn't keep bragging about hanging out with Morrissey
4. he seems like a nice guy
5. he didn't get so jealous of Spencer writing good songs that he felt the need to be mean to him
6. he doesn't give me nightmares

[i like boz too]

7. Because he stood his ground with the beard. We criticised it, it stayed. We criticised Alain's hair, he changed it back. God have some self respect, Alain, stop trying to use your hair to curry favor with the fans!

[Spencer for Congress]

> 7. Because he stood his ground with the beard. We criticised it, it
> stayed. We criticised Alain's hair, he changed it back. God have some self
> respect, Alain, stop trying to use your hair to curry favor with the fans!
I like Boz better because he is a great husband and father. Alain should concentrate on writing better music and not so much on Jewish deragatory terms and making Spencer cry.
Spencer for Congress
(I would have said the senate or President but you don't qualify)

[i couldn't get back in!]