What's the most demeaning thing you'd do to meet Morrissey?

I'll bet there's a few toffee strings down there.

I don't like that kind of English toffee...

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I don't think I'd want to be alone with Morrissey for an hour. After the first 60 seconds gushing about your favourite song/album etc...what the hell are you supposed to do for the next 59 minutes? I can see it getting awkward, really quickly.
 
I would literally fall down and die if I came face to face with Morrissey outside of a concert experience.
 
Thanks to this thread I now have a song called 'Rusty Trombone Concerto' stuck in my head. :(

"Rusty trombone concerto
All the good ones are dead
And theres a desperate fan, and
Boz has sat on his head..."
 
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