'Where's Morrissey?'

[Chickpea]

I came across this clipping from 1997 while cleaning out a closet today. No memory of where it's from (NME, maybe?), but in light of all the recent discussion about chart positions, I thought I'd share. The more things change, etc., etc.

 

[Viva Mozza]

Well, maybe he's hunting after a new record deal again now....

 

[Anonymous]

Ouch. Harsh but fair.

 

[DavidB]

He's in my heart, always

 

[Anonymous]

He's in my heart, always

Can he breathe in there?

 

[Young And Alive]

Hilarious

 

[Belligerent Ghoul]

Fantastic. Now go vote on my polls!

 

[hand in glove]

You might have gotten that out of Melody Maker. Maybe. I'm just guessing. It looks familiar.

 

[Chickpea]

Fantastic. Now go vote on my polls!

Polls stress me out! I worry so much that I'm going to pick the wrong answer and regret it forever.

You might have gotten that out of Melody Maker. Maybe. I'm just guessing. It looks familiar.

That's definitely possible. I used to buy all the music papers!

 

[Belligerent Ghoul]

Polls stress me out! I worry so much that I'm going to pick the wrong answer and regret it forever.

Please. Something in his hands, on that list must appeal. Now, I know "homeless Chihuahua" isn't an option but still. There are no wrong answers. Only, er, um, wrong questions!

 

[DavidB]

Can he breathe in there?

Yes, He can breathe, eat, sleep, whatever he wants in my gayly dreams