How can this death threat drama be spun to increase sales of "World Peace..." ?

[Belligerent Ghoul]

Let's stand back and look at this objectively.

How does he top a statement that he did not order a hit on the owner of his foremost fan site?

It's pure gold.

- J. Barleycorn

 

[Harsh Truth]

I think the first step would be to create a poll.

 

[Belligerent Ghoul]

^^^^^
Harsh Truth -

ROTFLOL!

 

[No1uno]

Yeah, I specifically clicked on this thinking it was a poll because I saw ghoul started it. WTF.

 

[Belligerent Ghoul]

This record is about to be smashed!

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[Anonymous]

A clever marketing person could work out the details. Turn lemons into lemonade. The news would have to catch wildfire in the U.K. That is step #1

 

[Anonymous]

Free death threat from Morrissey with every sale? Limited to 1000?

 

[Belligerent Ghoul]

^^^^^

 

[Anonymous]

write a parody/satire song and record release it on his own site with the money going to some suitable worthy ironic cause. everyone would pick it up and spread it as they did with this story. load it with references to people worried about him being moral while they spend most of there time reading gossip hope for scandal. write a short story and post it on tty etc for the same reason.

 

[Belligerent Ghoul]

^^^^^
Brilliant. We need a title.

 

[Anonymous]

"its gonna be a hit"

 

[Belligerent Ghoul]

^^^^^
As it is of the satire/parody nature, it must be a play on one of his own songs...

 

[Anonymous]

wait change that to "now this is gonna be a hit"

 

[Anonymous]

i would make it a satirical parody of the situation rather than one of his songs. a hit meaning having david killed and saying at the same time that people will only make it a number one hit if its full of pointless gossip/scandal tabloid crap because no one cares about poverty suffering beautiful music poetry. they want mean spirited gossip ironically about people accused of being malicious conspirators themselves because they themselves want the bloodsport. lots of lyrical fodder there.

 

[Belligerent Ghoul]

^^^^^
But it's so gangsta...then again Flamenco style was used on his latest album...

 

[Belligerent Ghoul]

i would make it a satirical parody of the situation rather than one of his songs. a hit meaning having david killed and saying at the same time that people will only make it a number one hit if its full of pointless gossip/scandal tabloid crap because no one cares about poverty suffering beautiful music poetry. they want mean spirited gossip ironically about people accused of being malicious conspirators themselves because they themselves want the bloodsport. lots of lyrical fodder there.

Yes, yes! And "World Peace Is None of Your Business" can be the b-side.

Harvest/Capital - this is your shot - take it!

 

[realitybites]

^^^^^
As it is of the satire/parody nature, it must be a play on one of his own songs...

Staircase parody song: Fansite on the Internet.

He threw David down and his head split three ways.

 

[Belligerent Ghoul]

Jehne, that is sooooooooooo gruesome.

 

[realitybites]

Jehne, that is sooooooooooo gruesome.

It is. And I would never wish that to happen to David.

 

[Belligerent Ghoul]

^^^^^
And it never will. This is a win for David, because if something ever, God forbid, mysteriously, you know, everyone will blame Morrissey!