Lonely Beefaroni

[Chickpea]

This is what happens when I'm distracted at work.

 

[Adeptly_Inept]

Great! Very atmospheric.

Would be perfect with some Mozza-rella ... :

 

[fredkocherpepsi]

Oh. MY. God. I love it.

 

[nothappynotsad]

That lyric is the sole thing I would change about the album. I would have it omitted all together. I get that it means something different in England, but c'mon... beeferoni. Gross.

 

[mcrickson]

The "I'm Not A Man" included for seemingly no reason whatsoever on a beefaroni label makes this just hilarious.

 

[Chickpea]

That lyric is the sole thing I would change about the album. I would have it omitted all together. I get that it means something different in England, but c'mon... beeferoni. Gross.

I kind of love it, probably because it makes me think of Michael Jackson singing "tenderoni" in PYT. Totally different, I know, but they both make me cackle.

 

[nothappynotsad]

I kind of love it, probably because it makes me think of Michael Jackson singing "tenderoni" in PYT. Totally different, I know, but they both make me cackle.

I have a notoriously shitty sense of humor.

 

[Skylarker]

This is what happens when I'm distracted at work.

That's awesome.

That lyric is the sole thing I would change about the album. I would have it omitted all together. I get that it means something different in England, but c'mon... beeferoni. Gross.

I totally agree. That's become my favorite song on the album but every time I hear that line I wince.

 

[eyeball]

I need this framed in my kitchen.

also morrissey uttering the word beefaroni is HILARIOUS

 

[CrystalGeezer]

This is hilarious.

 

[Anonymous]

This is what happens when I'm distracted at work.

A-ho but lonely.
And if this is what it takes....
Well, I love it
That I'm not a man
xx

 

[Anaesthesine]

Awesome graphic - should print it out and slap it on a can.

"Beefaroni" is this year's "explosive kegs": an awkward, somewhat cringeworthy moment in an otherwise magnificent, revelatory ballad. Throws a spanner in the works, makes it stick.

 

[Imbrie]

um, besides a macaroni dish, what else is a beefaroni? is it something ... rude? i'm not going to 'google' it!

 

[Anonymous]

Awesome graphic - should print it out and slap it on a can.

"Beefaroni" is this year's "explosive kegs": an awkward, somewhat cringeworthy moment in an otherwise magnificent, revelatory ballad. Throws a spanner in the works, makes it stick.

Please don't bring up the explosive kegs again. I had nearly forgotten.

 

[Chickpea]

um, besides a macaroni dish, what else is a beefaroni? is it something ... rude? i'm not going to 'google' it!

Hah, no, it's just slang for a hunky, "beefy" guy...the male equivalent of a tenderoni. (At least that's the way I've heard it used in the US!)

 

[Imbrie]

Hah, no, it's just slang for a hunky, "beefy" guy...the male equivalent of a tenderoni. (At least that's the way I've heard it used in the US!)

ah! now that's what i thought but then started to doubt when somebody compared it to the 'kegs between legs' line. i feared the worst.

 

[Imbrie]

This is what happens when I'm distracted at work.

he looks good as a chef!

 

[mr.m]

Hahaha brilliant use of works time!

 

[George the 23rd]

I would buy it.

I don't mind that line actually, it always makes me laugh and I find his ranting at the climax e.g. "I'd never kill or eat an animal" (who knew?) far more cringeworthy.

 

[fredkocherpepsi]

I can’t believe Beefaroni (the food) still exists.