Belligerent Ghoul
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Yes, make it intense.
Clearly I need to find a better system for storing shopping bags.
Speaking of intensity this is what happens when you reach into a drawer looking for Saran wrap (I used a ziploc baggie) and you're running on two hours sleep and you have a meltdown and can't find the baggies because the drawer was so stuffed with plastic bags. Clearly I need to find a better system for storing shopping bags. Or quit using them and go full cloth.
Are the black ones for doggy poop or have you been frequenting the porn shop?
I do frequent the porn shop but my local liquor store uses black bags. The ones I get from the porn shop are used to immediately throw away the package of the thing I bought at the porn shop. In the neighbors dumpster.
The hobos like to pick out stuff that might be useful to the next hobo or anyone in general. One morning I saw the fancy box of the dildo I bought the night before displayed nicely on the wall in case anyone wanted to use it for curios or whatnot.
The hobos like to pick out stuff that might be useful to the next hobo or anyone in general. One morning I saw the fancy box of the dildo I bought the night before displayed nicely on the wall in case anyone wanted to use it for curios or whatnot.
Thank you for starting my Sunday off right with this!
Not as much fun as a dildo curio shelf, but in 1999 I did a major clean out of all my possessions, and the stuff that really was not worth donating all went into trash bags (which go on the curb here, no dumpsters or alleys). Every week on trash day I'd wake up to see my discarded crap strewn all over the sidewalk after the pickers had decided they didn't want any of it, either. For MONTHS I was trying to get rid of this gross Alf doll. Every week, Alf would be propped up on my stoop, filthier and filthier from whatever else he'd been bagged with. It was like Pet Semetary with Alf.