OK sure, I will entertain you by giving a 100% guaranteed Morrissey-style answer to any question. Go on
Dear realitybites,
I generally eat out at Vegan restaurants with a few good friends - but when I'm at home I like nothing more than a Thai Green vegetable curry. If I'm still hungry afterwards I'll have a slice of toast. Then I stick on the record player, climb into bed, and it's back to the real world
Why do you ask, incidentally?
I was playing your 'ask anything get a moz style response' game.
So was I in my response!
Oh. Sorry. Wow, Moz knows my name?! Big smile.
OK. Here is another. Do you text?
Hi Reality Bites,
I've sent two texts in my entire life. One to my mother wishing her well - when I couldn't get through via phone - and the other to book a table at a restaurant via a text-booking system. I prefer to use a fax machine although I do now use e-mail. I keep my e-mail address completely unrelated to my name or identity and I do occasionally have a chat through e-mail with old friends and producers. Sorry if my reply isn't as exciting as you would have liked but you did ask a pretty straight forward question
My question was pretty tame. I am sure you have been asked it a thousand times already.
Maybe this one is better. If you could ask Kate Middleton anything, what would you ask her?
Looks like I'm not very good at this game
Oh dear. That then forces me to say what Morrissey would say about Kate Middleton and Moz is an idiot on the topic
Ok here goes:
Well I certainly would never open the door to her, I really wouldn't. But if I had to ask her a question I'd ask at the foot of which diamond encrusted door in the Household did you leave your conscience if you ever had one?
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They're on display for two days this weekend. It's tempting...
(Or plan to marry her.)
