To be honest, we all hate people that mess about with food on telly. The things they cook and boil were never made for the ordinary person on the street, it's just another part of this new wave where people make a name of themselves and coccooning is already over anyway.
I for one can see that the 80's is upon us again, complete with the new puritanism that haunts every artist that dare use porn or violence in what they create.
Jamie "the spit" Oliver was made for a Moz hatesong, I guess i'll just have to wait and see. While waiting I will suggest what the chorus for that song would be:
"Jamie. he's got D.A.M.P. and his food gives me the cramp
how can someone so useless
be such a star overnight
they bought him friends
they will smile for a buck
and if he ever crosses the street
I'll run him over with a truck"