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Car Wash.
Adam Beach, bitch.
Saw him only briefly but his face restored my faith in human beings; so it might actually calm people down when they can't stand anyone (happens to the best of us, not only to famous misanthropes...).
The Poetry of Spike Milligan.
Through every nook and every cranny
The wind blew in on poor old Granny
Around her knees, into each ear
(And up nose as well, I fear)
All through the night the wind grew worse
It nearly made the vicar curse
The top had fallen off the steeple
Just missing him (and other people)
It blew on man, it blew on beast
It blew on nun, it blew on priest
It blew the wig off Auntie Fanny-
But most of all, it blew on Granny!
or
Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
I'm in love with the kid who wasn't on board until the Madeleines were served.
...We don't know how many of these kids puked afterwards, and what
I liked the good-mannered little dandy who said the meat was cooked just right when his only points of reference are likely to be his mom and the school canteen.
Cool idea, they should probably do the same with a vegetarian menu...