Can we please start a petition to have Moz and Alain wrestle in red Jello during Meat Is Murder?

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What, no takers?! Where are all you birds and benders? Suzanne, Fox, anyone? It's YUMMY!
 
there are some combinations the brain can't bring itself to form an opinion of
 
Moz, Alain, half naked, sticky, frisky even. How could that not be a good thing?

And then we could eat the Jello when they're done.
 
now that you've painted that image....

> And then we could eat the Jello when they're done.

i must decline.

i'm sorry, but i don't understand the appeal some people have towards jello. it just sounds nasty.
 
Re: now that you've painted that image....

> i must decline.

> i'm sorry, but i don't understand the appeal some people have towards
> jello. it just sounds nasty.

Oh Suzanne, where's your imagination, it's not about the Jello! It's just a more interesting (and edible) version of Moz in some sort of wet undies competition. But also with rough-housing, Alain, and gooey slipperiness.
Plus there was some sort of tenuous tie-in with Meat Is Murder because of the selection of red Jello. Writhing around bathed in red light...to writhing around in red Jello. See?
Have I won you over yet?
 
Re: now that you've painted that image....

> Oh Suzanne, where's your imagination, it's not about the Jello! It's just
> a more interesting (and edible) version of Moz in some sort of wet undies
> competition. But also with rough-housing, Alain, and gooey slipperiness.
> Plus there was some sort of tenuous tie-in with Meat Is Murder because of
> the selection of red Jello. Writhing around bathed in red light...to
> writhing around in red Jello. See?
> Have I won you over yet?

i went from being grossed out to being traumatized.
 
Re: now that you've painted that image....

> i went from being grossed out to being traumatized.

Oops, I didn't realise you were so sensitive!
Maybe I should work on someone with a stronger stomach, I'll try Fox in the Snow, I'll bet he's up for anything!
 
Yes, yes, I would drop Improper in a second for that!
 
Re: Yes, yes, I would drop Improper in a second for that!

Um, No. Nothing will make me drop the one who RULZ the planet. The thought of Alain rolling around in jello makes me ill.
 
Re: Yes, yes, I would drop Improper in a second for that!

> Um, No. Nothing will make me drop the one who RULZ the planet. The thought
> of Alain rolling around in jello makes me ill.

Okay, you can have Boz then. But I'm not watching.
 
> Only if I get to lick it off!

Okay, you can lick Alain, I get to do Moz (you may have to hold him down for me though!)
 
> Okay, you can lick Alain, I get to do Moz (you may have to hold him down
> for me though!)

Um, can you hold me down while Moz licks me?

(oh my god, I feel dirty)
 
Re: Yes, yes, I would drop Improper in a second for that!

Im very upset. Nah,just kidding. Cool,I gues you dont like MR.Improper anymore???
 
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