Would all resident trolls and apprentice trolls please light a 'Morrissey Candle' and join in the prayers for recovery.
If we can't all be there for each other when the going gets tough, what's the point of our 'community'?
We will be holding a service with the Troll Community Choir this evening. Please ensure you have learned the words to 'No One Can Hold A Candle To You'. We will stream the performance to 'Skylarker' in the secure facility where he continues to make excellent progress and is recuperating slowly.
Admin notice: Please use the antiseptic wipes provided in 'The Pigsty' internet cafe. There have been several outbreaks of diarrhea on the inmate wards recently. The communal keyboards are not safe and fecal residues are being transmitted to all surfaces in 'The Pigsty'. Ensure you wash your hands before and after each use of the toilet, keyboards/mice or kitchen equipment.