Can anyone confirm Morrissey's shoe size?

[Iona Mink]

troll name +google translate=retarded

regards

Sharon McCormick
on behalf of 'BrummieBoy'

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#Ignore List [except for fun awaydays and chillax/karaoke Project nights out]

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Why are you so boring?

[Anonymous]

Why are you so boring?

He'll answer that with a boring reply.

Good luck with that fake ignore list BoringBoy!!

[BrummieBoy]

..the point of an "ignore list" is to IGNORE. I'd ask you to explain to me the point of placing users on an ignore list if you're going to read and reply to their posts anyway - and then constantly reiterating that said users are on an ignore list in your comments TO the users in question - but as you don't seem to grasp the initial concept, I'll let you carry on looking like a fool with an absolutely inordinate amount of time on his hands to create a long-winded persona that next to no one pays attention to. I can essentially completely predict the layout of your response to this message - again, despite the fact that you earmarked me as someone to be ignored. You have become a generally unsurprising troll.

Sorry, babs! You're still on ignore.
I check for anything that might be of interest to The Boss.
I either read it to him or print it off, tippexing out the screenname.

He's in the shower, so I read him your confused reply and he said:

"All trolls have names.
All trolls are the same.
Therefore all trolls share the same name."

and he also said:

"troll name +google translate=retarded"

It's true. I tried out loads of troll 'screen names' and every single google result was the same. 'RETARDED'.
Same with Google Images, no matter what name I type in the same picture comes up!!!

'regards'

Sharon McCormick
on behalf of 'BrummieBoy'

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#Troll.REPEATFAIL-RETARDED!
#Ignore List [except for fun awaydays and chillax/karaoke Project nights out]

social narcissist troll.jpg 'mcrickson' a typical 'clone-zone-troll' captured on camera leaving 'The Pigsty'

[Mozza220559]

Why are you so boring?

just stick him ignore love.

[BrummieBoy]

Why are you so boring?

Why do you keep replying when you know you're not authorised to communicate with 'BrummieBoy'?
I've got better things to do than keep putting your same, silly question to him. You're way past 'boring'
Don't reply and I won't have to get you a reply. If you reply, he has to or you might think he was rude and inconsiderate!!!!!

Why don't you just put 'BrummieBoy' on 'ignore' like he puts you on 'ignore'?

Click on 'BrummieBoy' on the left of your screen.
Then 'click' 'Add to Ignore List'
That's it! You managed to figure out how to reply to long comments using the Edit function so you didn't quote the entire text. You can do this! I know you can! It's all about confidence and self-belief. I really srewed up with this 'forum' stuff at first but I'm getting better and better.

I'm sorry you're such a rubbish troll. It must be hard being a cloned troll. Can't help you with that, other than to start a 'prayer-circle' for you in 'The Pigsty' like the one we started for 'Skylarker' after his recent meltdown.

Hope you figure this out!!!!! No-one can be THAT thick! loooolz!!!!

Shazza McCormick-Secretary to 'Brummie Boy', etc

[Iona Mink]

Why do you keep replying when you know you're not authorised to communicate with 'BrummieBoy'?
I've got better things to do than keep putting your same, silly question to him. You're way past 'boring'
Don't reply and I won't have to get you a reply. If you reply, he has to or you might think he was rude and inconsiderate!!!!!

Why don't you just put 'BrummieBoy' on 'ignore' like he puts you on 'ignore'?

Click on 'BrummieBoy' on the left of your screen.
Then 'click' 'Add to Ignore List'
That's it! You managed to figure out how to reply to long comments using the Edit function so you didn't quote the entire text. You can do this! I know you can! It's all about confidence and self-belief. I really srewed up with this 'forum' stuff at first but I'm getting better and better.

I'm sorry you're such a rubbish troll. It must be hard being a cloned troll. Can't help you with that, other than to start a 'prayer-circle' for you in 'The Pigsty' like the one we started for 'Skylarker' after his recent meltdown.

Hope you figure this out!!!!! No-one can be THAT thick! loooolz!!!!

Shazza McCormick-Secretary to 'Brummie Boy', etc

Another boring and predictable retort.

[BrummieBoy]

just stick him ignore love.

I just told her how to do that! Amaaazin co-incidence!!!!!
Lol! Hey, you might not even see this cuz u might have put 'BrummieBoy' on your 'Ignore List'.
This is really taking shape. Soon everyone will be ignoring everyone else and talking to themselves or their own little clique! Just like a Morrissey show!!!!!!!

laters!
Shazza

[Thesmithsmorrissey]

Unless the shoes have some historical or iconographic significance, why would you want them? Unless you can find an image of Morrissey wearing the shoes, how do you know your investment will hold it's value? If you need to sell them in the future, how will you prove to other that the shoes are bona-fide. Can your 'dealer' provide you with a receipt showing Morrissey actually purchased and wore the shoes? Without proof that these shoes really did host Morrissey's sacred feet, how can you get the shoes valued for insurance purposes?
Owning a pair of Morrissey's shoes will be an enormously significant development in your life: have you discussed how you will integrate these shoes into other relationships? Will you 'come out' about your relationship with these shoes or will this be a 'secret' that only you and your soulmates here know about?

Purchasing a cast-off pair of Morrissey's shoes is an incredibly serious decision which may have ramifications for the rest of your life. It's not a trivial matter.

The most important thing is to ensure that you have a full laboratory test on the shoes to ensure they are 'pleather'. You do not want to have shoes with 'bad karma' from the days when Morrissey had a 'false consciousness' about shoes and tried to justify wearing the leather that came from the moo-cows he didn't want to fancifully fry. Morrissey may have hurled such shoes into the trash with a curse: if you then bring this 'hate energy' into your life, you may experience 'negative vibrations' and even have nightmares.

Sadly, there is nothing to help you on the world's leading resource for 'celebrity shoes':

http://www.celebrityshoesize.com/category/m

You will just have to be brave and strong about this shoe dilemma. But our prophet and spiritual guide, Morrissey, has given us some guidance on this issue in the early sacred texts of The Smiths (peace be upon them all!)


'Every day you must say
Oh, how do I feel about my shoes ?
They make me awkward and plain
How dearly I would love to kick with the fray ...
I once had a dream and it never came true'
'

What can we unpack from these incredibly shoe-tastic lyrics? Well, first and most importantly: Morrissey guides us to treat our shoes as being worthy of daily meditation and contemplation. It's not a suggestion, it's a firm commandment if we are really to be serious in our dedication to 'Morrissey's World'. We 'must' reflect daily on how we feel about our footwear. We can be casual about our socks, perhaps, but we 'must' understand the emotional impact of how our shoes make us feel.

The next line tells us that not all shoes worn by His Mozjesty are equal. The shoes he was wearing whilst composing this hymn made him feel 'awkward and plain'. Would you want these shoes? Would you want that 'awkward and plain'' shoe vibe on your Morrissey altar?

Saying he would 'love to kick with the fray' is a mysterious injunction. Is this a reference to Morrissey's failure to become a professional footballer? Is it a lament for boots that he will never wear? Don't forget, he was selling football based t-shirts in Manchester.

Finally, he laments 'I once had a dream and it never came true'. Is this 'buyer's remorse' about shoe purchases? Was his dream to go into the city centre and buy a pair of new shoes as 'retail therapy' only to find that they didn't deliver the psychological support he hoped for. His dream of shoes was not fulfilled. Is this a warning to his 'fans' to be very, very careful about shoe purchases in general?

Whatever decison you make, I hope it's the right one for you. To pass up on these shoes could be a big mistake as you may never have a chance to have an intimate relationship with Morrissey's feet ever again in this incarnation. To be honest, I'm just glad I don't have to wrestle with this one. It's just soo....vast.

I'd like to thank you for this thread. It's really helped me focus on how and why we've all come together as a Morrissey 'community'. Here we can fully divulge and share the depths of our devotion without being ridiculed as fools by the cruel taunts of unbelief.

If you buy these shoes, the most difficult decision will be whether you are buried with them or pass them on to your descendants.

wishing you every possible blessing as you struggle with this

regards.

Jesus christ, I think the troll just won me over with this post

hysterical.

[BrummieBoy]

Good job.

Bubba 'BrummieBoy''s waiting for you to join him in his cell again...... still ain't 'worked out how to slip on a rubber' n i knowz u kind a particular 'bout dat stuff, aint'cha?

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c u in 'The Pigsty'....

regards of

[123xyz]

Bubba 'BrummieBoy''s waiting for you to join him in his cell again...... still ain't 'worked out how to slip on a rubber' n i knowz u kind a particular 'bout dat stuff, aint'cha?

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c u in 'The Pigsty'....

regards of

You're not outrageous. You're not controversial. You're not funny.You're not a visionary seer in the wilderness. Why not drop all the routines and carry-on and just enjoy having a chat with others here in a way that, maybe, lets them enjoy doing so as well ?

[BrummieBoy]

You're not outrageous. You're not controversial. You're not funny.You're not a visionary seer in the wilderness. Why not drop all the routines and carry-on and just enjoy having a chat with others here in a way that, maybe, lets them enjoy doing so as well ?

You're on the 'Ignore List'. It's your choice if you wish to follow @BrummieBoy or put him your own 'Ignore List'.
Do you really think 'he' cares?
He's glued to the t.v. Velodrome. I read out your response without your 'screenhandle'.
He turned and smiled and whispered

'Something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.......do you, Mr Jones'

Hope that helps! It's real hectic here. I'm trying to keep my job. Don't hassle me no more, it's kind of 'tired'

To put 'BrummieBoy' on 'ignore: click BrummieBoy, click 'add to ignore list'.
Enjoy your journey through 'Morrissey-Solo.com

Sharon McCormick
Secretary to BrummieBoy

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[123xyz]

You're on the 'Ignore List'. It's your choice if you wish to follow @BrummieBoy or put him your own 'Ignore List'.
Do you really think 'he' cares?
He's glued to the t.v. Velodrome. I read out your response without your 'screenhandle'.
He turned and smiled and whispered

'Something is happening here, but you don't know what it is.......do you, Mr Jones'

Hope that helps! It's real hectic here. I'm trying to keep my job. Don't hassle me no more, it's kind of 'tired'

To put 'BrummieBoy' on 'ignore: click BrummieBoy, click 'add to ignore list'.
Enjoy your journey through 'Morrissey-Solo.com

Sharon McCormick
Secretary to BrummieBoy

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If I'm on "Ignore" , then why do you keep "disapproving" posts of mine and leaving inane comments ? No, don't answer that ... pseudo-intrigue isn't my thing at all. Bye !

[BrummieBoy]

bye!

Shazza

[Victorinatutu]

Hey, this is not a good messages, and sounds like a Limp Bizkit place. We're better than that!
I took your advise and won't get the shoes, plus with the money I can buy all original vinyl you can listen to records not shoes!
Thanks again and I do mean VIVA LOVE we need it here!