BrummieBoy
Well-Known Member
Alright. C'mon, let's knock this shit off. Skylarker is an asshole with a heart of gold (REALLY!). And BTW, he works his ass off and has a REAL job. I may have exaggerated a bit about the ice cream truck thing. I was pretty pissed off at him. But.....almost 4 years later, after many ridiculous feuds, I still consider him a friend. Hell, I even love the guy. And when he was on here being a shit and posting garbage about me, I still loved him. So, I am here now to defend him. Actually, why don't you make fun of me instead? I can't hold a job to save my life. I have OCD. I have fake boobs. Have at it. Let me know if you need more info- I've got TONS of dirt on myself.
Visitors to 'The Pigsty' should read the sticky:
adult themes and 'humour', no quarter-take no prisoners- no-one gets outta here alive, etc.
No juveniles under 16/18/21 [refer to your local county/state/country rules]
Skylarker is free to leave The Pigsty at any stage.
Skylarker has already 'shared with the group' that he is a continental logistics manager for Ben & Jerry's and that, without his constant efforts, the range of ice-cream sold from his nation's mobile trucks would be very, very poor.
I'm afraid i can't diss you as I don't have time to research and destroy everyone's persona! My time here comes to and end shortly, possibly tonight, or maybe after the opening of the London 2012 Paralympics: will NSAM be the theme? etc. Actually, I'd like to see a 'mentalist' Olympics as well, the high-jump/pole vault for vertigo sufferers, the OCD hurdles where if you knock one over you have to set it back up before continuing, psychotic judo: the comedic possibilities are simply endless for a cruel, evil monster such as myself.
Of course, Kerisssteeen Yooong was slighty awry in designating this as an asylum for '3 Mental Patients' as that is entirely disrespectful of those with genuine mental health challenges. The lame sociopaths here are just........silly? Inconsequential? A waste of pixels, perhaps? So much for the 'there be monsters' infamy of Morrissey-Solo. Not one single punch has been landed on me/us/them.
You mention a REAL job. I'm not aware of any UNREAL jobs. Is that an American thing? The saddest thing in all this is that Skylarker is so insecure as a little chump-chimp that he cannot take pride and joy in bringing pleasure to young children in his vitally important job. I'd love to be an ice-cream salesman but it wouldn't generate enough funds to cover my lavish overheads, hence I'm enslaved as an Alpha Male in a Zero Hedge type situation trying to keep it all rolling along.
How can I make fun of you when you so clearly have an entirely sensible and rational sense of ego boundaries and self-esteem, not to mention a playful style entirely absent of passive-aggressive red buttons to push? We are all on a spectrum of OCD, darling, darling, darling, darling! See: if i use that word, I have to repeat it 4,4,4,4 times. !Diva imagines my sperm somehow drips from the screen onto his keyboard and then compulsively washes his hands for 4,4,4,4 hours: it's nothing to be ashamed of! Again, the '4' thing was triggered....[sigh]
We are all Moz's children! We are all in this together! Until we find something slightly more interesting to do. Like watching bindweed grow.
Now, keep those boobies under observation. There's been some right old horror stories here in the UK about that type of thing. I hope your newboobs made you feel 'Hot!' and were a sound investment. Srsly, you'd have to work very hard to find a 'grossly offensive' niche here as Skyfarter has just about claimed them all in a deeply Alanis Morrissey ironic malapropism kind of way. Except he.....not.....very....good...at...it.....aawww!
I guess it's funny in one way to watch our colonial cousins struggling to escape the swamp/dead-end of post-modernity whilst we Brits effortlessly morph into post-post modernity and 'sincerity is the new black'. Of course, there's always the ocassional Brit klutz who imagines that 'Ab-Fab' is still somehow 'cutting edge' after the disastrous Xmas special. Hi Iona!
If you want to post some gifs of your enhanced tits then I'm not going to stop you. But I'm not going to be impressed by such exhibitionism either. Frankly, I cannot imagine anything that would actually shock me anymore. I'm a jaded old libertine these days and deeply bored by 'outrage' as a concept, tactic, trope. That's why Morrissey tires me and is no longer brought to my tent as a dancing girl.
If I pop back here to comment on Moz's attempts to troll the US election I'll say hello. And now doubt Skylarker/!Diva and the other one will have crept back to 'have the last word/jpeg/gif' once they're sure I'm gone. 'Davie' actually turned up here and said 'Is he gone, yet?' And dear Kewpie designated me a troll and confirmed my I.P address didn't match someone whose style apparently approximates mine. Whatever!........simply priceless Jim Carey-esque lulz!!!!!
Enjoy your tits.
Enjoy your life.
I hope your recovery from the Morrissey Hoax is not too traumatic.
Goodbye 'Nightingale'.
Please don't expect an encore. You're very lucky to have been addressed by me at all.
regards
Prince Harry's 'minder': BrummieBoy
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