Funny PM from "BrumieBoy"

[!Viva Hate!]

@ !Viva Hate!

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Sharon McCormick - Secretary to 'BrummieBoy'

[nothappynotsad]

Ha! Can I be your secretary? Pretty please? I admire you so!

[!Viva Hate!]

Ha! Can I be your secretary? Pretty please? I admire you so!

Only if you're willing to take my creepy lying cock in your mouth...

[nothappynotsad]

Only if you're willing to take my creepy lying cock in your mouth...

You know we only do that on Wednesday. Anyway, answer the phone.

[Skylarker]

Please tell me that PM is a joke...

[CrystalGeezer]

Only if you're willing to take my creepy lying cock in your mouth...

I beam with pride when they stick.

[!Viva Hate!]

Please tell me that PM is a joke...

It isn't.

[!Viva Hate!]

Anyway, answer the phone.

That's what a secretary is for...

Earn your keep.

[nothappynotsad]

That's what a secretary is for...

Earn your keep.

Go to the store and buy me dinnerstuffs, sicky.

[CrystalGeezer]

I wonder if when you break up with viva and move back to the El Bee if he's going to continue your relationship online posting as both of you. That'd be kinda hilarious in a Psycho/mother dearest way. "WE'RE SOOO HAPPY WE HAVE TO POST ALL OUR HAPPINESS ONLINE BECAUSE WE'RE SO HAPPY AND REAL!!!! THIS IS REAL!!!!! I'M HAPPY AND GETTING LAID!!!!!!!! MUAHHAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! JESSE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHAHHHHHHAAAAAGGAGGAAHHHHHHHHHH

[Skylarker]

I wonder if when you break up with viva and move back to the El Bee if he's going to continue your relationship online posting as both of you. That'd be kinda hilarious in a Psycho/mother dearest way. "WE'RE SOOO HAPPY WE HAVE TO POST ALL OUR HAPPINESS ONLINE BECAUSE WE'RE SO HAPPY AND REAL!!!! THIS IS REAL!!!!! I'M HAPPY AND GETTING LAID!!!!!!!! MUAHHAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! JESSE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHAHHHHHHAAAAAGGAGGAAHHHHHHHHHH

God you're pathetic. I hate to even pay enough attention to you to tell you that, but yeah. Following them around the boards...get a life. Is that possible?

[cornelius blaze]

God you're pathetic. I hate to even pay enough attention to you to tell you that, but yeah. Following them around the boards...get a life. Is that possible?

[CrystalGeezer]

God you're pathetic. I hate to even pay enough attention to you to tell you that, but yeah. Following them around the boards...get a life. Is that possible?

Yeah. They're good fun. I should just let it go.

[cornelius blaze]

Sharon McCormick - Secretary to 'BrummieBoy'.

[Skylarker]

Sharon McCormick - Secretary to 'BrummieBoy'.

That would make Brummie Boy Don Draper, so...no. More like Pete. Tries hard to impress; no one cares.

[Thesmithsmorrissey]

I didn't realize there was such animosity towards the vaunted CrystalGeezer on these boards...

[Thesmithsmorrissey]

Lolz @ "Brummieboy" and his tardtastic secretary, btw

[BrummieBoy]

ATTENTION ALL TROLLS! SECURITY ALERT IN 'THE PIGSTY'
'BrummieBoy' has breached security!!!!
Do Not Panic!
Stay calm and carry on!

Hey !Viva!

er....it's 'BrummieBoy' actually

hey! wazzup? all yo kool #troll.GIANTFAIL! dudes'n'dudesses, y'all hang out here? can i join the supercool FUBAR Troll club? Wow, 'The Pigsty' Great name!

Does 'The Pigsty' have an alcohol licence? Any of u over 21? hope uz not in a dry county if u in US!

hey, !Viva Hate! what's with the pic, man? kind of like a 'Pol-Pot' vibe or is it someone I should know about as THE MOST SOPHISTICATED MAN ON MOFO'IN PLANET EARTH? Makes u look 'scary', better watch my step.... You on LastFM? LibraryThing? Bet you got some real sassy choices to share.....

Gonna have to 'let Sharon go'. She's not up to it. Crazy beatch got high Thurs night and started some real mad stuff.

U was banned, man? How d'you get parole? I guess you flunked med school with dropping the OBGYN! thing/thang. Whatever.

You know, a computer keyboard has as many germs as a toilet seat! Ain't that somethin else?

regards

Brummie Boy
[dictated response typed by Sharon McCormick-Secretary to 'BrummieBoy']

msg from Sharon: you bastards! you got me the sack

[cornelius blaze]

msg from Sharon: you bastards! you got me the sack

awwwww

[!Viva Hate!]

Hey !Viva!

er....it's 'BrummieBoy' actually

I guess you need to learn how to spell then...