I took my kids to Chicago's lovely Field Museum of Natural History today to see the Genghis Khan exhibit, and when I got back, I logged in to Solo to find this gem from new user SamuelJackson waiting for me in my inbox!
It's a keeper.
So, let's see..your username is "SamuelJackson"...a big tough black guy who plays a total badass in every film he's in...which I'm gonna assume means you're a five and a half foot tall white dude with a little penis who lives with your parents.
Yeah? Maybe so?