This was in The Times newspaper four days ago:
Letís revisit that idea that has surfaced now and again, that Morrissey could do it. Because heaven knows weíre miserable now. Heís apparently showed willing in the past, but not wanted to compete in a national selection process - and who can blame him, given that past competitors have included Katie Price, in a pink skin tight catsuit, resembling a late-night Teletubby. If Morrissey the acclaimed singer, songwriter and misery guts wonít do it, how about we get Morrissey, Russell Brandís cat? It canít get any worse, and it might wee on the upholstery and say something sweary.
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