A must for all Manchester United fans!

[Anonymous]

Bwah ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Comes with extended highlights of the Comminity Shield and the reserves splendid Manchester Senior Cup final



It says ''all the goals, all the action''. I bet the 6 goals City banged in against them at The Swamp will be absent

JJ

[billybu69]

Brilliant post JJ, great find. Struggling for a witty reposte at the minute give me twelve months I'll come up with something.

[Anonymous]

In other news swedish footballer John Guidetti, who still belongs to City after a loan spell in Holland, misses out on the Euro 2012 cause he had some bad chicken and the virus affected one leg so bad he cannot use it.

He held a press conference in Sweden that was today labelled the most useless press conference ever where he sat in front of a big poster that had his name on and the City club crest. All the reporters were trying to figure out what the hell the 3 stars above the club crest is about so Guidetti explained that the club just put them there cause it looked flashy.

John Wallsworth, expat in Sweden.

[Anonymous]

In other news swedish footballer John Guidetti, who still belongs to City after a loan spell in Holland, misses out on the Euro 2012 cause he had some bad chicken and the virus affected one leg so bad he cannot use it.

He held a press conference in Sweden that was today labelled the most useless press conference ever where he sat in front of a big poster that had his name on and the City club crest. All the reporters were trying to figure out what the hell the 3 stars above the club crest is about so Guidetti explained that the club just put them there cause it looked flashy.

John Wallsworth, expat in Sweden.

Ooooooooh the bitterness is creeping in!
3 stars maybe = the 3 times City has won the Championship

JJ

[Anonymous]

Come on Irregular Regular, where are you pal?

Still smarting that Kun Aguero broke your little red heart

JJ

[Anonymous]

Song for Phil Jones
To the tune of Park Park you ugly.......

Phile Jones wherever you maybe......
You are the king of comedy......
The shirt came off......
The crowd all roared......
Then you heard that City scored.

JJ

[Anonymous]

I'm out of here...... the rags have been taking the piss out of City for 35 years......
Now, they are nowhere to be seen.

Will the last rag out of Owed Trafford please turn the lights off.......

JJ