My amazing eye tricks!

[lindsey1151]

I have removed this thread due to my safety!

[Peterb]

Lindsey, is that you on the youtube clip?
Hey be careful with your peepers, they're rather lovely.

[Peterb]

Yes that is me!

It's a pleasure to meet you.

[billy scissors]

Not a full shilling,this lass.

[Peterb]

Not a full shilling,this lass.

Billy mate, what good does it do you to be unkind?

[billy scissors]

Billy mate, what good does it do you to be unkind?

I'm not unkind,I'm luvly.

[Peterb]

I'm not unkind,I'm luvly.

So be 'luvly' to Lindsey then!

[billy scissors]

So be 'luvly' to Lindsey then!

why.?

[Peterb]

why.?

I can't be arsed,I really can't be arsed.

[CrystalGeezer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9UFwFLrqQ0

Okay this is the funniest goddam video I've seen in months.

Lindsey. What is your favorite Smiths song and why?

[brenda]

Hey, I saw you at the Congress Theatre - Morrissey show in December (I think).

[lindsey1151]

Hey, I saw you at the Congress Theatre - Morrissey show in December (I think).

Were you in the front row???

[brenda]

I was close to the front...

[Death Disco]

That has to be one of the oddest fucking things I've seen in my life. You're a strange girl.

But, oh-ho... let me tell you, I've made a few girls eyes pop out of their heads in my time. What with my massive penis 'n all.

[brenda]

In the very long and extremely cold queue. It was pretty hard not to notice you, as you wouldn't stop yelling out Morrissey and clapping non-stop. But that's okay, you had a lot of energy, I guess.

[brenda]

That has to be one of the oddest fucking things I've seen in my life. You're a strange girl.

But, oh-ho... let me tell you, I've made a few girls eyes pop out of their heads in my time. What with my massive penis 'n all.

C'mon..She's just a little girl.

Ooh double post

[Death Disco]

In the very long and extremely cold queue. It was pretty hard not to notice you, as you wouldn't stop yelling out Morrissey and clapping non-stop. But that's okay, you had a lot of energy, I guess.

That is the politest way of saying "you basically ruined the gig with your incessant wailing" that I have ever seen. Well done.

[Death Disco]

C'mon..She's just a little girl.

Ooh double post

Double post? How did you know that was my nickname? The original DP.

[brenda]

Double post? How did you know that was my nickname? The original DP.

That doesn't even make sense.

[Death Disco]

That doesn't even make sense.

My penis is the thickness of two fence posts. It's pretty common knowledge on here. Although I have never penetrated a woman vaginally and anally at the same time. To her, it feels like I have, but of course it is physically impossible.

Ahhh, I've missed this place.