What would happen if you saw Morrissey on the street!

I'd poop my pants.
 
I'd continue walking, smile and try to nod oh-so-casually in his direction. As soon as he passed me, an enormous goofy grin would engulf my face for the rest of the day. :D
 
Sobbing and terror... ? Almost , but no , a quick hello would have to suffice ( I would have to restrain the impulse to drag answers out of him regarding "Southpaw" - I find it such a mysterious album )...
 
i would sing 'how can you stay with a fat girl who sys 'ooooooo-ooooh' would you like to marry me? and if you like you can buy the ring' - loud as possible creating as much of a scene as possible
 
Mozzafan#1 said:
i would sing 'how can you stay with a fat girl who sys 'ooooooo-ooooh' would you like to marry me? and if you like you can buy the ring' - loud as possible creating as much of a scene as possible
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Perfect response. I've carefully considered this question and after much deliberation decided this is the most appropriate course of action.

or this..

...I'd ask him when he was re-forming the "Housemartins".....
 
I'd probably gawk and forget how to speak. I'd also turn a deep purple.
I'd scare Moz for sure. I'm one of those who gets red when emotional or excited.
By the time I worked my way around to being more calm he'd have passed.
If I were with someone they might get to talk to Moz at least.
 
Somebody's on a drunk David Duchuvney kick. :p
 
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