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    Default What would happen if you saw Morrissey on the street!

    What would you do? What would be your reaction? Would you go to him? Will you faint?

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    Default Re: What would happen if you saw Morrissey on the street!

    I'd poop my pants.



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    Default Re: What would happen if you saw Morrissey on the street!

    I'd continue walking, smile and try to nod oh-so-casually in his direction. As soon as he passed me, an enormous goofy grin would engulf my face for the rest of the day.

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    Sobbing and terror... ? Almost , but no , a quick hello would have to suffice ( I would have to restrain the impulse to drag answers out of him regarding "Southpaw" - I find it such a mysterious album )...

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    i would sing 'how can you stay with a fat girl who sys 'ooooooo-ooooh' would you like to marry me? and if you like you can buy the ring' - loud as possible creating as much of a scene as possible

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    Default Re: What would happen if you saw Morrissey on the street!

    ...I'd ask him when he was re-forming the "Housemartins".....

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    Default Re: What would happen if you saw Morrissey on the street!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mozzafan#1 View Post
    i would sing 'how can you stay with a fat girl who sys 'ooooooo-ooooh' would you like to marry me? and if you like you can buy the ring' - loud as possible creating as much of a scene as possible
    Perfect response. I've carefully considered this question and after much deliberation decided this is the most appropriate course of action.

    or this..

    ...I'd ask him when he was re-forming the "Housemartins".....
    I'm stubborn,selfish, and to old.....

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    I'd probably gawk and forget how to speak. I'd also turn a deep purple.
    I'd scare Moz for sure. I'm one of those who gets red when emotional or excited.
    By the time I worked my way around to being more calm he'd have passed.
    If I were with someone they might get to talk to Moz at least.

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    I would ask him if I could have my life back...very politely.
    He has 'borrowed it' some 28 years ago.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Irregular Regular View Post
    I would ask him if I could have my life back...very politely.
    He has 'borrowed it' some 28 years ago.
    Nice One I.R. !
    Cheers Moz

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalGeezer View Post
    I'd poop my pants.


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    Default Re: What would happen if you saw Morrissey on the street!

    Somebody's on a drunk David Duchuvney kick.



    Quote Originally Posted by !Viva Hate! View Post
    Maybe Geezer can give us advice seeing as she is an upstanding citizen in her community, trusted confidant to her friends, is extremely intelligent and properly educated, & just generally has her shit together in ways we could never hope to?

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    Default If there was a picture of Morrissey getting a massage...

    Then that would be the frinkiest photo ever!!! dont you agree??!!?

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