It's in off-topic, but that doesn't mean it's not topical

[Uncleskinny]

http://b3ta.com/board/10654775

[Kewpie]

Ewwwwww, I need mind bleach

*dashes to frink thread*

[Death Disco]

Oh, Wozza, what have you done? He's fallen a long way since the days of emptying a full bag onto Fern Britton's kitchen worktop.

Is that 'The Smiths' font original? It looks.. odd (like the capital T and S don't match the rest).

[Death Disco]

Ewwwwww, I need mind bleach

You should've told AWT, he could've got you some from Tesco.

[Kewpie]

You should've told AWT, he could've got you some from Tesco.

Ha, just sod off clever swine.

[Death Disco]

Ha, just sod off clever swine.

Not a fan of shoplifting? I've met your type before....

[dave.jay1@ntlworld.com]

...I've got a mate on facebook, who is posting all kinds of "Jokes" about AWT and this matter at the moment.....he seems to have forgotten that he himself was sacked for "Dipping the Till" from a bar he used to work in a few years ago....gotta love that Hypocrisy, eh??

[billy scissors]

my mate got sacked from his pet shop job.He was caught "Dipping the Trill"

[Uncleskinny]

my mate got sacked from his pet shop job.He was caught "Dipping the Trill"

Talking of pets, I was arrested for entering my dog at Crufts.

P.