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    Default Morrissey Cardboard Standup

    I bought the Morrissey standup on Wednesday and still can't figure out how the stand works. I asked the guy who was selling merch at last night's show and he tried to explain it using two twenty dollar bills. I still can't figure it out. Moz is improperly propped up against the wall at the moment. Did anyone get one properly standing? Any help would be appreciated. (and no I am not kidding!) Thanks!
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    Hi L, I am sorry that I can't offer any help, just here to say hello! And I am still waiting for that cardboard to make an appearance at one of my shows!
    Glad that you were able to get one! Maybe he can be bi-coastal?

    December 2, 2009, Oakland, California

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    I used to have one but never found the need to stand it up. I cut a hole in the mouth area and raped the cardboard mouth a million times. I just hope it won't become animated during the Christmas season and take me to court.
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    Well, I'm not sure. I hung mine on the wall by propping it under his wrist and armpit. The way it came folded I couldn't possibly see how it could stand with just that cardboard base. besides, why would you want the autograph near the floor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SparkleBoy View Post
    I used to have one but never found the need to stand it up. I cut a hole in the mouth area and raped the cardboard mouth a million times. I just hope it won't become animated during the Christmas season and take me to court.
    Even more evidence of how crap this site has become.

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    How much did that think cost?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOneYouCantHave View Post
    How much did that think cost?
    100 bucks... but It's signed and limited....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SparkleBoy View Post
    I used to have one but never found the need to stand it up. I cut a hole in the mouth area and raped the cardboard mouth a million times. I just hope it won't become animated during the Christmas season and take me to court.
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    Even more evidence of how crap this site has become.
    Get a sense of humor.

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    Get a sense of humor.[/QUOTE]

    Oh, believe me, my sense of humour (correct spelling!), is intact!
    You obviously weren't here when it was a fan site, not a troll site full of dickheads.

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