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    Mr.Improper the undisputed heavyweight champ.
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    Default Morrissey update

    Morrissey was seen this morning kicking and screaming and pulling hair with some L.A.P.D officers at a routine traffic stop. WShen the cops approached the pope of mope, they said" hey,aren't you that mopey,dopey guy from the smiths?" to which morrissey replied" yes,I was the smiths,I still am the smiths,now buzz off before you get clobbered copper!" To which the cop replied,"hey,I never liked you anyways,it was always about Johnny mike and andy" to which morrissey replied" I'll show you what it's all about(morrissey then whacked the officers with a steel folding chair he had hidden in his trunk.I guess this is what he meant by the song"I keep Mine hidden"?) They tackeld him to the ground,cuffed him and tried to take his yoshinoya,to which morrissey replied" ha! you commie pigs can't touch me or my soup of champions.You ever touch my soup or me again,I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy". to which the cops replied" alright moz,you win. We like your music,but you haven't released anything new in so long,we gave up hope" Morrissey-" Aw hell,here's two tickets to my upcoming show. I hope you enjoy it and please,bring lots of yoshinoya?"

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    Mozluv
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    Default Re: Morrissey update

    LOL!!!!!!

    I do love story time. *winkz*

    Classic line: "I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy".

    *laughing*

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    Morrissey was seen this morning kicking and screaming and pulling hair
    > with some L.A.P.D officers at a routine traffic stop. WShen the cops
    > approached the pope of mope, they said" hey,aren't you that
    > mopey,dopey guy from the smiths?" to which morrissey replied"
    > yes,I was the smiths,I still am the smiths,now buzz off before you get
    > clobbered copper!" To which the cop replied,"hey,I never liked
    > you anyways,it was always about Johnny mike and andy" to which
    > morrissey replied" I'll show you what it's all about(morrissey then
    > whacked the officers with a steel folding chair he had hidden in his
    > trunk.I guess this is what he meant by the song"I keep Mine
    > hidden"?) They tackeld him to the ground,cuffed him and tried to take
    > his yoshinoya,to which morrissey replied" ha! you commie pigs can't
    > touch me or my soup of champions.You ever touch my soup or me again,I'll
    > hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy". to which the cops
    > replied" alright moz,you win. We like your music,but you haven't
    > released anything new in so long,we gave up hope" Morrissey-" Aw
    > hell,here's two tickets to my upcoming show. I hope you enjoy it and
    > please,bring lots of yoshinoya?"

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