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Fox in the Snow
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Just some of my Golden Oldies from 2001, which I published here at mozsolo under my old expired nick... AFKA Bean... oh, it was an century ago, Speed of Life is so fact here at WeHo... LOL
Again, it is about Mozzer sex orientation... Again, this piece of mine is kind of on the silly side, but, I hope, mildly entertaining...
I'm answering a certain Mozboard miserablist 'Sunbather'... Enjoy...
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Hey, Sunbather, again we disagree here 100%!
I think Moz is 100% gay and proud... and everybody knows that... The only thing, you-know-who doesn't like the word "gay" or "homosexual", he prefers to use more universalist terms... like in ancient Greece and Rome people were assumed to be bi-sexual by default...
Some quotes from you-know-who:
"I want to be pinned to everybody's wall" (Editor: including boys..., he is for sure is on mine'... about dozens of pictures... It makes my boyfriend livid with jealosy..)
"Naked males should be splashed around the Co-op, you know!"
(Editor: even Big Bird would realize by now, the boy is as queer as french horn... LOL)
"I am ready for that fiery furnace... there's not enough room in heaven for everyone"
(Editor: Dear Moz, could we share the same bath shower unit in hell..? Sorry for being a naughty boy... LOL There is a place in hell for You, dear Mozzer, and your friends... LOL )
"I am human and I want to be loved..."
(Editor: Not like he is sayin': I'm za man, and I need some hot babes)
"I'm not ready to go home... yet"
(Editor: homeboy = homoboy)
Journalist is asking Moz whether he is 'gay' or 'heterosexual'. Moz, with trademark gay man sensitivity replies:
"I think even to recognize those terms is to demand sexual segregation" (*)
(Editor: So he is queer, but does not like the "homo" word... Maybe he finds it vulgar... Definitely He does not want to be pidgeonholed as a "fey gay singer", the same way as Ashcroft or Lou Reed or Michael Stipe didn't want to be labeled and classified as some kind of butterflies... Here I both agree and mildly disagree with Him... Gay, queer, fag (only if used by another queer man!), homo, homeboy, "Tom Cruiser" (popular, even if a 2-bit joke at Hillcrest, San Diego) sounds loud and proud to me... However I would hate to be classified as a "gay publicist". I want to have both gay and straight readers in my boat! Chaikovsky and Tennessee and Noel Coward were universalist at their appeal, and so is Moz... I would only wish to have 1% of His Heavenly talent, but it would be too much to ask...)
"I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen" (*)
(Editor: this wordplay oh so very Mozzer-ish.. If you don't understand it, you have no business to be at this site, but I'm sure everybody does...)
ALL HIS LYRICS screams "I'm gay"...
When they killed Matthew Sheppard, I thought about song 'Yes, I'm Blind':
"Good Christians, they wonna kill you and your life is not even begun...
EVIL PEOPLE PROSPER OVER THE LIKES OF YOU AND ME"
Thanks, dear Moz, for the most courageous pro-Gay lyrics at the whole wide world!!!
He declares himself truly and proudly, yet He dislikes the H(Editor: -omo)-word, He wants to play this coy insiders game.. which is both smart, entertaining and yet irritating for some more serious-minded gay activists... His lovers Jake Walters and Mike (this happy shining bald guy from Athens Georgia, shish shish shish...) Stipe are well-known to the public, and there where many more... Lyrics... well you know them by the heart, I'm sure, for me to quote them for you 1000th time would be an insult to your intelligence (This Charming Man, Handsome Devil, MAUDLIN STREET.. + about dozen other songs)
So why then you [Sunbather - Fox] dare to compare out of the closet Moz with some closeted hard-drinking Carry On star [Hawtrey - Fox]... Of course, it was much harder to be out 40 years ago, then it is now; however Moz is proud and out, he is not repressed, even if he is always remarkably dressed!!!
P.S. Oh, dear grandma, sorry for misspellings, spank me now...
P.P.S. quotes are from the book "Landscapes of the Mind" by David Bret.. and Johnny Rogan "M&M the severed Alliance" (* - are quotes from Johnny Rogan)
Again, it is about Mozzer sex orientation... Again, this piece of mine is kind of on the silly side, but, I hope, mildly entertaining...
I'm answering a certain Mozboard miserablist 'Sunbather'... Enjoy...
/Repost Starts/
Hey, Sunbather, again we disagree here 100%!
I think Moz is 100% gay and proud... and everybody knows that... The only thing, you-know-who doesn't like the word "gay" or "homosexual", he prefers to use more universalist terms... like in ancient Greece and Rome people were assumed to be bi-sexual by default...
Some quotes from you-know-who:
"I want to be pinned to everybody's wall" (Editor: including boys..., he is for sure is on mine'... about dozens of pictures... It makes my boyfriend livid with jealosy..)
"Naked males should be splashed around the Co-op, you know!"
(Editor: even Big Bird would realize by now, the boy is as queer as french horn... LOL)
"I am ready for that fiery furnace... there's not enough room in heaven for everyone"
(Editor: Dear Moz, could we share the same bath shower unit in hell..? Sorry for being a naughty boy... LOL There is a place in hell for You, dear Mozzer, and your friends... LOL )
"I am human and I want to be loved..."
(Editor: Not like he is sayin': I'm za man, and I need some hot babes)
"I'm not ready to go home... yet"
(Editor: homeboy = homoboy)
Journalist is asking Moz whether he is 'gay' or 'heterosexual'. Moz, with trademark gay man sensitivity replies:
"I think even to recognize those terms is to demand sexual segregation" (*)
(Editor: So he is queer, but does not like the "homo" word... Maybe he finds it vulgar... Definitely He does not want to be pidgeonholed as a "fey gay singer", the same way as Ashcroft or Lou Reed or Michael Stipe didn't want to be labeled and classified as some kind of butterflies... Here I both agree and mildly disagree with Him... Gay, queer, fag (only if used by another queer man!), homo, homeboy, "Tom Cruiser" (popular, even if a 2-bit joke at Hillcrest, San Diego) sounds loud and proud to me... However I would hate to be classified as a "gay publicist". I want to have both gay and straight readers in my boat! Chaikovsky and Tennessee and Noel Coward were universalist at their appeal, and so is Moz... I would only wish to have 1% of His Heavenly talent, but it would be too much to ask...)
"I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen" (*)
(Editor: this wordplay oh so very Mozzer-ish.. If you don't understand it, you have no business to be at this site, but I'm sure everybody does...)
ALL HIS LYRICS screams "I'm gay"...
When they killed Matthew Sheppard, I thought about song 'Yes, I'm Blind':
"Good Christians, they wonna kill you and your life is not even begun...
EVIL PEOPLE PROSPER OVER THE LIKES OF YOU AND ME"
Thanks, dear Moz, for the most courageous pro-Gay lyrics at the whole wide world!!!
He declares himself truly and proudly, yet He dislikes the H(Editor: -omo)-word, He wants to play this coy insiders game.. which is both smart, entertaining and yet irritating for some more serious-minded gay activists... His lovers Jake Walters and Mike (this happy shining bald guy from Athens Georgia, shish shish shish...) Stipe are well-known to the public, and there where many more... Lyrics... well you know them by the heart, I'm sure, for me to quote them for you 1000th time would be an insult to your intelligence (This Charming Man, Handsome Devil, MAUDLIN STREET.. + about dozen other songs)
So why then you [Sunbather - Fox] dare to compare out of the closet Moz with some closeted hard-drinking Carry On star [Hawtrey - Fox]... Of course, it was much harder to be out 40 years ago, then it is now; however Moz is proud and out, he is not repressed, even if he is always remarkably dressed!!!
P.S. Oh, dear grandma, sorry for misspellings, spank me now...
P.P.S. quotes are from the book "Landscapes of the Mind" by David Bret.. and Johnny Rogan "M&M the severed Alliance" (* - are quotes from Johnny Rogan)