Autograph

[Lee]

Can anyone help me, I need to get hold of Morrisseys autograph for a friend of mine. We have been fans since our early teens (we're now in our 30's) and it would be a great surprise for him as a present.

[tea with greasetea]

Sure, why don't you also ask us to deliver you Morrissey's new unreleased album and get him to sing a cover of XTC's "Mayor of Simpleton" you little minded chowderhead.

Look jackass you have three ways of getting this autograph for your "friend" you walking hunk of used tissues:

1. Stalk him about his house and hang out days endlessly, he'll come out and have to sign it for you to get lost.

2. Write him a letter, I'm sure he'll be touched and would do it immediatley given the UNIQUE circumstances in your position, besides it's your friend's birthday (you dill weed dingaling)

3. Just buy a CD or a vinyl and sign it yerself...Your pal wont know and if he contests the signature, simply tell him that it's self-authenticating then knee him in the ghoulies for even asking.

Now get the hell out of here you rat, no one likes you already..besides you smell like wet unclean pussy.

Donnie Darko rules!

[my name is jonas]

what the f*** is wrong with people on this board??? that was probably the first time this guy came on here and posted that without knowing he would be ridiculed by such an a**hole like you. if anyone should get the hell out of here then that is YOU. no one probably likes you that's why you come on here and take out your anger on other people. you bastard

[justtired]

> Now get the !

You don't treat guests that way. Didn't your Mummy teach yoiu any better? Now, go to your room without supper.

[jen]

i really don't know but isn't it possible that they sell things like that on e-bay? you could at least try and look there.
good luck

[Maya b-666]

> Can anyone help me, I need to get hold of Morrisseys autograph for a
> friend of mine. We have been fans since our early teens (we're now in our
> 30's) and it would be a great surprise for him as a present.

Are you willing to buy it? Take a look at morrissey-marketplace.

[Fact200]

[Punchdrunk1975]

Try www.netsounds.com or E BAY

> Can anyone help me, I need to get hold of Morrisseys autograph for a
> friend of mine. We have been fans since our early teens (we're now in our
> 30's) and it would be a great surprise for him as a present.

[Charming]

try: http://www.cmsmusic.co.uk

CMS Music On-Line Catalogue

Search Results for "Morrissey" by ARTIST

ARTIST TITLE FORMAT CAT NO PRICE (£)

Morrissey
10" x 8" B&W Photo Signed in Black Marker Pen. MISC 110802 29.99

Morrissey
10" x 8" B&W Photo Signed in Gold Paint Pen. MISC 107147 29.99

[Lee]

My friends name is James.

[Fact200]

> My friends name is James.

okay, thanks. i had one with a person's name on it, but it's not james... good luck.