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Dear Agony Annie
"I could have been wild and I could have
But Nature played this trick on me
She wants it Now
And she will not wait
But she's too rough
And I'm too delicate"
As a 'Red Blooded' 19 year old I totally got these lyrics, they spoke to me with a clarity I had never heard before. Now 25 years later they still do.....Could I possibly be a latent homosexual, I'm married with 4 kids and don't think I have ever lusted after male flesh (but I am a Nurse)....Questions, Questions, Questions.
Also, since you're gay now, you can admit you enjoy this video.
I have been in a Very happy relationship for 10 years...but, the other weekend , a girl who drinks/gets DRUNK( NO offence meant to any ladies...But she is known as the "Local Bike") asked me if I wanted to buy her a "Jagerbomb", or two, and then she would "Pleasure" me , either in the Pub toilets, or the bushes outside, as a Thank you .... I only have a Dawgg to worry about, as she was on a leash tethered outside, ( the dawgg, not "the Bike"...) but I also know that one day, she ( the girl, not the dawgg)would tell the whole pub that she had done stuff with me, and my partner will no doubt then find out....should I keep it in my pants,( not the dawgg...) or just take my business ( and Dawgg) to another pub ??
yours confusedly, Dave.
Last edited by firstname.lastname@example.org; July 20, 2011 at 02:00 PM.
"Cried over my supper, it revived. Got off the table... started to fly."
Dear Confused Dave,
My advice to you would be, if she has a full set of teeth, go for it. If not or, God forbid, you are the faithful type but are looking for a little oral action outside of your partner, I suggest going down to your local grocer and buying a jar of Jif peanut butter (creamy, not crunchy), spreading it on your desired area, and having your Dawgg lick it off...the best thing about this is peanut butter is far cheaper than liquor.
...Sound advice indeed Doctor Viva....I will give the "Bike" a full dental check next time I am in her company.....if she is, indeed toothless, then its "Peanut butter, and "Walkies" time......at least the dawgg can't "Grass" me up for being unfaithful....Mind you, the Mutt is pretty Gummy these days too....Oh.....I am STILL so confused........